the cafeteria, and I realise I am totally naked.
ALL: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.
JOEY: Instead of...?
CHANDLER: That's right.
JOEY: Never had that dream.
PHOEBE: No.
CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my
mother, which is very weird, because- she never calls me!
- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate
RACHEL: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told
me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I
just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a-
a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat,
I'm saying I am a hat It's a metaphor, Daddy!
- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate
ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
RACHEL: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my
honeymoon, so nothing!
ROSS: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no,
although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (THINKS) -big lizards...
- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate
ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I'm supposed to
attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little whim
guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot
feel my legs.
ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for
everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it?
Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... JOEY: What
are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavour
of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of
flavours out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry
Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is
the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like,
what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
CHANDLER: Stay out of my freezer!
- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate
PHOEBE: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was
fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison,
and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino
guy who was, like, cleaning windows outside port authority, and then he killed
himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how
you feel.
- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate
MONICA: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!