1.When I Play.
When I play,I play for me,
I don't need your chairty.
2.Smelly Cat
Smelly cat,smelly cat,what are
they feeding you?
Smelly cat ,smelly cat,it's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat,smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat,smelly cat,it's not your fault.
3.Crusty Old Man
..And the crusty old man said
"I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas.
4.New York City has No Power
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
but to me this is no scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy.
5.Terry's a Jerk
Terry's a jerk
an' he won't let me work
and I hate Central Perk!...
...You're all invited to bite me!
6.Children
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry
7.Double Jointed boy
T'was the double -double-double jointed boy.
8.I'm in the shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget.
Lather,rinse,repeat
Lather,rinse,repeat
Lather,rinse,repeat...
As needed!
9.The barnyard animal song
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo
Oh,the cow in the meadow goes moo
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers.
10.Stephanie
Stephanie knows all the chords!