| 11.Grandma Now Grandma's a person eho everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too. 12.Suicide and the snowman I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewithchin' How was I suppose to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen. 13.Parading goats Parading goats are paraing, Parading down the street, parading goats are parading, Leaving little treats. 14.My Coma guy You don't have to be awake to be my guy, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say... OK,we're gonna take a short break now. 15.Bodies They found their bodies the very next day, Oh they found their bodies the very next day. La la la la la la... |
| 16.Colours of my room ...Fushia and Mauve THose are the 66 colours of my bedrooooomm! 17.Two of them kissed last night. There was a girl we'll call her Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now I can't stress too strongly This story isn't real Now Neil must decide Who will be the girl he casts aside? WillBetty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one we'll call L-L-Lulie? He must decide,he must decide Even though I made him up he must decide. 18.Holiday song Went to the store,sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap, Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along, No don't sing along. Monica,Monica,have a happy Hanukkah. Saw santa Clause,he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey,Christmas will be snowy. And Rachel and Chandler...(mumbles)handler! 19.Mysterious little black curly hair. I found you in my bed ow'd you wind uo there? You are a mystery Little black curly hair Little black curly hair Little black ,little black,little black,little black Little Black curly hair. 20.Two Heart Attacks It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see, one of them won't do it but the second will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger it's time to say good bye and that is just what I will do, as soon as those bastards I work for die Lalalalalalalalalala! |
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