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| I tried her on the sofa, I tried her on the chair. I tried her on the window sill, But couldn't get it there; She stood against the wall, She even sat upon the floor, I tried in this and that way. It really made us laugh, To see how many ways I tried.... to take her photograph -roshan |
One day a sardar saw a truck
tied to another truck with a rope. Seeing this he rolled to the ground and
started laughing. He laughed like a mad. When another man asked him that
what's the matter? He replied: EK RASSI KO OOTHANE KE LIYE DO DO TRUCK!" -Niraj |
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| An actor swept into his
psychiatrist's office. "Doc, you've got to help me," he shouted. "I'm
developing a terrible inferiority complex" "Tell me about it," the analyst invited. "It's awful," the actor said, "I'm beginning to think that other people are just as good as I am." -Snigdha |
A man is waiting his turn at the barber shop on Marine
Drive, when another man approches him: "Are you Mr. Raj?" "Yes, I am." "Were you in Kashmir this summer?" Raj pulls out a memo book from his pocket, looks up 'vacation.' "Yes, I was." "Did you stay at Hotel Reorma?" Raj turns to 'Hotels' and nods again. Did you dine on May 15 at the Muralita Restaurant?" Raj flips the pages to EatingPlaces. "That's right," he agrees. "And from there did you attend teh CanCan night club?" Raj turns to Social Activities. "Yes sir," he said. Raj turns to Social Contacts. "I did," He responds. "did you go to bed with her?" Raj turns to sex. "I did," he siys cheerily. Raj looks in his book under Comments and exclaims, "Neither did I." |
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It was a family-wedding, the house was crowded
with people and at bedtime everybody had to "double up." A bridesmaid of
sixteen, mede a conscious of inner stirringts by the occasions, as put to
bed with a cousin a year younger. There was a great deal of fidgeting, and the girl said, "Let's change sides, you roll over me, and I'll roll over you.". "Don't bother," said the lad, "I can just as easily get out and walk round." This happened several times more, and the frustrated girl said, "You know, I don't think you really understand what I want!" " Oh yes, I do", he said, "you want the whole wretched bed, but you are not going to get it". |
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Sherlock Holmes went upto
Heaven. Saint Perter said: "What's your claim?" "I claaim to be the world's greatest detective," said Holmes. "Pass a test, and you can stay in Heaven," said Peter. "What test?" (Holmes had no difficulty; they were the only ones without navels.) -Snigdha. |
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