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• Q: Why do all
Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.
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• An old to Doc:
Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have
forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
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• Astrologer:
U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
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• Bahu: Maan ji,
yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho
sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
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• Mom: Beti badi
ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur
kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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• Teacher to
class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
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• Monday went on
Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told
Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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• Baba ji ka mela
laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja
raha hai
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• Do u know
similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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• Dream makes
everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes
everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush
ur Teeth |
