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• It takes 15
trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO
EXAMS
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• Teri awaz sunne
ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta
hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne
aap hi mil jate hain
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• Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
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• Kabhi kabhi
mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi
aata hai
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• Thought for the
future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain
a bachelor & make several women happy.
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• Ek ladka ek
ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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• U r thousands
of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3
difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
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• Santa: Tommy ne
meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya
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• Indian Airlines
slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC
doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
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• Who is more
satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more |
