Kourtney: You're really cocky.
Steff: Maybe I am. Wanna check with me?
At least we don't have much eye contact this time.. thank god for that
~ Steff comparing HTL to ELM
S: *looks intently at Barb*
A: *looks back* Catch?
S: *leans in for a passionate kiss*
A: ...
S: IT'S NOT ME!! I SWEAR!!!
A: I KNOW!!
S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
S: um.. they kiss...
A: Yeah, I noticed. *looks at Steff*
S: *looks at Ashley* um.. we're not going to do that are we?
A: *big eyes* No!
S: Well, we almost did for ELM...
A: NOOOOO!!!
S: Ok, ok.. sheesh.. just asking...
I get an 'A' for Attendance! ~ Me
Prance prance walk walk..
A: AAAAAAAAA!! Did you see they way I have to look at you!?!
S: Where?
A: There!!
S: OMG!! At least I'm not looking at you!!
Come back, IT'S MILKING TIME!! ~ Steff
S: Good god... He's right there!!
A: And she's right... there when I have to do that.. thing..
S: Thrust?
A: Yeah
S: I do that too...
QUIT FUCKING SPLASHING ME!! YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE WATER IN HERE DAMMIT!! FOOOOOOOOOOK!!
~ Steff
"I'd get in touch with Ashley now and then. Definetely. Cause she's a skanky whore and I love her for it"
~ Steff
Say goodbye to Mr. Poodle! ~ Steff
*rubs hand frantically on floor* SQUEAKING SOUND!! ~ Steff
Well, you know I don't keep in shape because of soccer... ;) ~ Steff
You can't drive a stick if you don't have the gears ~ Steff
Steff: So what's a phallic symbol?
Me: Well, it's um... you know.... *waves hands wildly*
Steff: *blank stare*
Me: *brightening* It's like a lightsabre!!
Steff: Oooooooooooh like ol' chap eh?
Me: Yes. Also, huge talent...
Steff: French horn...
Me: Big boy!!
Steff: ...wait a minute... is the first and third letters 'c'?
Ashley: *frantically nodding* yes!
