Alright, now take off your shirt.... what, I told you this was a XXX movie!!! ~ Steff
A brain... get one quickly... ~Steff
A: "But these are real words!!!"
S: "What? I wasn't paying attention."
Does it sound plan good?
You're a good violin! And pigeonn! And turkey!! ~ Ashley
Ash: AAAAAAA!!! You did not just hear breathing???! I heard breathing!!!!
Steff: No... that was just me...
*typed* 'hwhw'
It was the goblin snicker!!!
The goblin snicker has a certain typing now?
Ash and Steff
S: So what client number is he?
A: He's number 4
De-le-le-le-le-...ONE HAIR!!!! ~ Steff
'You are nothing but a Skanky Whore. You were born a Whore, You'll die a Whore, and only your Clients will Mourn you!!!' ~Ashley
"Sorry, I don't want a life! Get away from me!!!" *arm flingy thingy* ~ Steff
If I had clothes, I could wear them ~ Ashley
Ash: *grabs arm* "Do you see him? 'Is it hot in here of is it just him????!'"
Steff: "He's right there! Shut up!"
I could grab a pair of those, then I could say, "See? I told you I'd get into his pants!!!"
"Hey do you happen to have a mini screwdriver on ya? Like, do you carry one in your back pocket or something?"
*rummages through bag*
"Whoa, I was just kidding... do you really?"
*pulls out mini screwdriver* "TADA!!!"
~ Steff and Ashley
*teacher walks in*
Ash and Jess: She's a beaver!!!
Steff: I'm a beaver!!!!
Teacher: Good... to know... *teacher walks out*
S: My money has been mating again....
A: Wow, I wish my money did that!
S: Four times!
Yes, you own ALLL of me.... ~ Steff
Ash: *glare at back of girl's head* Must we stop in the middle of the hallway?!?!
Steff: It's probably in the name of love.
Ash: *glance* No, I think it was in the name of a fricken pencil!!!
Isn't croquet that knitting thing?
*quizzical glance from Ashley*
No, wait, that's crochet!!!
Steff: *glare* You're giving me and Ashley look.
Ash: Oh, I'm giving you an Ashley look?!? Oh, everything is an Ashley look...
*pause*
Ash: Oh... can you hear me? *scared Ashley look*
"Why can't I pick up guys like I pick up girls?"
"Man, if you could pick up guys like you do girls, you'd have it made!!!"
You're only late 30 minutes... let's make it 45 and see if you forget all about cerfew...
"good point indeedy my still young paddy.... that was lame"
"certainly was"
"thanks for the vote of confidence "
"no problem. im honest, ill tell you when you say something that sucks"
~ Steff and Ashley
hey watch this!
*puts hand over wound* ~ Steff
*takes it off*
*blood squirts*
SPRINKLER!!!
"Were you at the bar on the weekend? Cause if you were, my father saw you... "
"Oh my god! Did I do anything embarassing??? I WAS DRUNK!!! I'll never talk to your father again.. "
It's ok Ashley.. some people call you slow.. I call you different... ~ Steff
Gossip with me!! Gossip with me!!! ~ Steff
You can screwdriver with me anytime!!! ~ Steff
S: I got attacked by an exploding egg this morning
A: I don't know who to pity, you or the egg
Christian. Satine's legs. And the Grapes. The story of; coming up next! ~ Steff
"What did you say?"
"I don't know"
"I didn't hear you"
"Neither did I"
~ Ashley and Steff
A: I had background music in my dream!!!
S: Oo high budget dream! Claaaaaassy!!!
Steff: I couldn't get Ewan out of my head last night
Ashley: That's not all he was in!!
Steff: Hehehe, yeah... I didn't get much sleep either.
Ashley: AAAAAAA!! I don't want to know!!!
Ash: You're dancing? Awww
Steff: No I'm not. *pauses* Yes I am!!! I'm doing the horizontal cha-cha!!!!
"It's only been two years"
"Only?!? It feels like a lifetime for me!! I mean... a good lifetime...."
~ Steff and Ashley talk about how long they've known each other
you're my muse, get naked! ~ Ashley
Ash: "what's going on this friday?"
Steff: "I dont know. what do you want to go on, and what do you want to come off?"
Your pants won't fit me- you don't have an ass, and I do! ~ Ashley
A: Steff! What time is it?!!?!?!
S: Just wait until we get outside, where you can scream.....
A: 3:25??? WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!
S: Don't yell, people can hear you.. the class windows are open
A: NO THEY'RE NOT!!!!!
Spash: "so, do you want to go out and do something, or do you want to go somewhere?"
Steff: "option a and 2 sound a lot alike...."
"Ok, we just have to speedwalk. But, we will catch the bus..."
"Sure"
"There's the bus. RUN!!!!"
".. I hate you.."
~ Steff and Ashley
Steff: Um.. is that supposed to be a flower?
Ashley: Shut up!
Steff: No, seriously...
Ashley: *inspects it* Um.. well.. it's just deformed!
A: "YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!"
S: "What?"
A: "THE ACCENT!!"
S: "No, I'm not"
A: "THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!"
S: "What are you talking about?"
A: "Eeeehehehehehehehheheehe"
"You're such a whore!"
"Thank you"
*blank stare*
"Well, you say whore so many times, I now take it as a compliment. Because if I didn't, we wouldn't be friends anymore"
~ Steff and Me
"I'm so happy I could kiss you right now!!!"
*backs away* "Please don't!"
"...But I won't..."
*from a huge distance* *shouts* "HOW GOES IT??"
Steff: So... you're a vampire. We werewolves are waaaaaaay better.
Ash: No, you're not.
Steff: Yeah, we are. For example, werewolves can't be killed by a piece of wood! It's wood!
Ash: So... what's your point?
Steff: *mocking voice* Ooo look at me, I'm a stupid vampire! I can be killed by a toothpick!
Ash: AAAAAA SHUT UP!!
Steff: *mocking* oh no! The vampire has been stabbed by a toothpick! POOF!! And now it's a pile of dust... tsk tsk... so sad...
Ash: Shut up!! ...they don't poof....
Steff: Yes, they do.. *does croc hunter voice* Crikey, let's quietly approach the vampire.. now, we must remain quiet so as not to alert it to our presence. I'll just take this toothpick out of my mouth and poke the vampire.. POOF!!! Crikey, it turned to dust!! Dammit.. now there's dust on my toothpick...
Ash: ..shut up..
OOO LOOK A FLOOOOOOOWER!!!! ~ Ashley
Steff: *whipping sound*
Ash: *GASP* I AM YOUR BITCH!!!
You've never waddled a day in your life!!! ~ Ashley
Alright, with my luck, the dish will break. And you'll be standing next to it and blame it on me, who's on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!!! *someone walks in* IT WAS HER! *points to Steff*
~ Ashley
Steff: ah, my butt.
Ash: Oh, yeah, Steff... like we need an update on your buttcheeks.
Steff: Well, my left one is holding up my weight, while my right one is just sitting there... Both are soft yet firm..
Steff: I don't know if I want to audition.. cause I have terms
Ash: No, you DEMAND IT! *pretends to be Steff* Condition 1: No skirts. 2: No dresses. 3: No makeup.
Steff: 4: No questioning me. 5: I am automatically in the show.
Ash: *pretending to be Mrs. Adams* But you haven't auditioned yet..
Steff: 6: NO QUESTIONING ME!!!
Steff: Ewan and I use the force all the time.. the push and pull....
Ash: OH MY GOD!!! THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO THE FORCE!
Steff: Of course.. we're masters of both..
My foot!! I CAN'T FEEL IT!!! IT HURTS BUT I CAN'T FEEL IT!! It's still there, at least I think it's still there.. Yeah, yeah, it's still there..
~ Ashley
"and.. erased.."
"I can't get rid of it!"
~ Steff and Ashley
"If looks could kill... *poof!*"
Werewolves are so much more superior than vampires. I mean, come on, it takes a silver bullet fired directly into the heart of a werewolf to kill it, but to kill a vampire? A lil stick of wood! I mean, you could take a toothpick to a vampire and kill it! Just like that! *poof* And look... dust!
~ Steff defending her werewolves
*choke choke cough cough*
Quit dying before I kill you.
~ Steff
You can raid my candysack anyday baby! Remember, I have two ~ Steff
I just got called for supper, but Obi Wan is calling me!!!!!! ~ Steff
"Prop, damn you! Prop!! *thinks* Hey! Another quote!!"
*without much enthousiasm* "Ok, ok, I'll write it down...."
"It's another quote!"
~ Steff and Ashley
*deep darth vader voice* "Ashley, I want to meet your father... " *heavy breathing*
"You are such a dork"
~ Steff and Ashley
Oh yes, the floor... well. I roll around a lot..... get used to it ~ Ashley
*falls on foor*
Oh, so you're starting without me??
~ Steff and Ashley
Burrow burrow!!! ~ Ashley
We're progressing into an advanced state for foreplay ~ Ashley
Am I dressed? How's my hair? Do I have crazy sex hair?? ~ Ashley
"There's a bed over there"
"FU-TON!!!!"
~ Steff and Ashley
"You need me to leave you and Ewan alone?"
*pauses, thinks about it* *sly look comes on face* *LUNGE!*
"Don't smother Ewan!"
~ Ashley and Steff
I'm scared... yet satisfied.... ~ Ashley
"So... what... are you trying to give the bottle a BLOW job?!?!" ~ Ashley
"Why am I suddenly sounding like Catcher Block?"
"I don't know, but I LIKE IT!!!!"
~ Steff and Ashley
But I wasn't watching you read the words, I was watching you... wait..... ~ Ashley
*stab at foot*
A: "AAAAAAAAAA!!! My manicure!!"
S: "..uh.... it's not a manicure...."
A:"I DON'T CARE!!!!!"
S: "it's a pedicure"
A: "FINE!!! AAAAA!!! my pedicure!!!"
"Christian is back in your choices"
"But you didn't really mean it! You just put him there!!! *panicked sound* WHY?!? *whines*
~ Steff and Ashley
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!!!!! *runs around arms flailing, blindly* GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!!! ~ Steff
*hugs and kisses Ewan*
*licks back*
whoa..... I HAVE EWAN SLOBBER ON ME..... YAY!!!!!!! *splashes in it*
~ Steff
"This is like surround sound!" ~ Steff with earphones dangling over her ears, not in her ears like most normal people... while listening to Your Song
"Yay it's finally raining! I'm so happy" ~ Steff
"I'm your hit supplier" ~ Steff
"Yay I can ramble again!!!" *splashes water* ~ Steff
"You could do a fucker but I couldn't do a whore??!" ~ Ashley
"'What you've got to remember, always, is that she is just a skanky whore.'
-Me on Ashley (not literally on top of her... but talking about... on the topic of...)"
~ Steff
