Lauren = Candiland9
ThreeDayLyfe
Billythepoet1
Me = CRAxYizme (you may IM me, yes *sacrificing sigh*)
Conversation 3: Vomit and Vulvas
CRAxYizme: i called you on the telly
Candiland9: what message?
Candiland9: what message?
CRAxYizme: i left a message on your macheeen
CRAxYizme: you didn't get it?
Candiland9: my dad checked the messages so he probably thoughtfully deleted it and didint tell me.what was it
CRAxYizme: hehe
CRAxYizme: weill i was going to the mall tonite to shop for christmas presents for those who gave me things because i didn't have enuff money to buy them presents at christmas time but i do now and this is possibly the longest sentence i've ever written
Candiland9: you sinmply called me to giggle?
Candiland9: ohhh im sorry, i would have gone with you actually but we got home rather late from my crappy repulbican relatives house
CRAxYizme: and i wanted you to go... because i despise the mall and i thought you'd have a good equally cynical time with me making fun of it was i shopped
CRAxYizme: what crappy republican? where?
CRAxYizme: i'll get him *picks up broom*
Candiland9: oh beleive me it would have been utter bliss
Candiland9: hhahha ride that broom down to albany new york, house de carol and tom murphy
CRAxYizme: albany new york? yowza
CRAxYizme: what are they? relatives
Candiland9: by blood
CRAxYizme: well, actually i meant to swat him with the broom (like a cat), but i see your suggestion works well also
Candiland9: yes a broom can be sueful for ever so many things
Candiland9: i wish i had one right now
CRAxYizme: me too
CRAxYizme: i was kind of lying when i said "*picks up broom*"
CRAxYizme: actually, there is not one in the near vicinity
Candiland9: yea i know but i figured the humor in the statement was worth beleiveing your dirty lies
Candiland9: im not even sure what a broom looks like
CRAxYizme: is that so?
Candiland9: indeed
CRAxYizme: whoo my
CRAxYizme: i have seen a broom
CRAxYizme: i mean, i'm not BRAGGING or anything
Candiland9: no no if id seen a broom id brag too
Candiland9: jesus id even have a shirt made
Candiland9: it would say 'ive seen a real broom and all i have to show for it is this crappy shirt'
Candiland9: so.....yeah
CRAxYizme: lol
CRAxYizme: that's an interesting prospect
CRAxYizme: what color would the shirt be?
CRAxYizme: just so i can get the whole picture...
Candiland9: youre not actually engaging in the physical act of laughing aloud, are you?
Candiland9: well i was thinking a nice crisp white would set of the red lettering
CRAxYizme: no... i'm not *hangs head*
CRAxYizme: but i was close
Candiland9: and of course thered be a broom on the back
CRAxYizme: of course
CRAxYizme: *scoffs
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CRAxYizme: lol
CRAxYizme: oh wait... that was more like a chuckle
CRAxYizme: sorry... it's a bad habit
Candiland9: better watch yo self
CRAxYizme: i know
Candiland9: or ill put you back in line
Candiland9: ill fix your wagon until its so fuckin fixed you wont be able to sit down for a month
CRAxYizme: LOL... and that's an affirmative
Candiland9: alright im glad to see my threats are enouraging you to become a beter person
CRAxYizme: always
Candiland9: blurhg i am sick
Candiland9: are you talking to rob right now
CRAxYizme: no i am not
Candiland9: oh
Candiland9: im taken aback
CRAxYizme: hehehe... your favorite animal is a lobster? (*i'm reading her profile*)
Candiland9: 'theres no wrong way to kill a lobster'
CRAxYizme: true
Candiland9: i mean, you can bake em, you can run em over, and its still funny!
CRAxYizme: yeah!!
Candiland9: im so glad were freinds
CRAxYizme: and you can throw them into a boiling pot head first and cause their bodies to spasm and kick back at you and splash boiling water! like my brother did one evening
CRAxYizme: i am too ;-)
CRAxYizme: and i wish i looked like rivers cuomo too
Candiland9: and then you can mosh with them but theire lobsters so they cant mosh and they get squished but youre too drunk off puink rock to care!
Candiland9: oh god hes dreamy
Candiland9: divine
CRAxYizme: mmm...
Candiland9: your lightening fast typing skills have once again reduced me to a quivering pile of shame
Candiland9: *shame-flavored gelatian