jawz821: ohh god me too
jawz821: i'd so much rather vomit than write an essay
jawz821: i'd much rather vomit on my essay than write an essay on vomit
jawz821: (says carrie)
ThreeDayLyfe: i would vomit three times instead of writing this essay
jawz821: (who is here right now)
ThreeDayLyfe: hi carrie
jawz821: i would eat my own vomit rather than write an essay
ThreeDayLyfe: i would rather eat my own vomit then revomit it up and then shove it up my ass in an extreme act of reverse bio-mechanics
jawz821: i would rather vomit than write an essay on reverse bio-mechanics
ThreeDayLyfe: id rather have my forehead turn into a vulva
jawz821: i'd rather watch a vulva vomit than write an essay on foreheads
ThreeDayLyfe: id rather vomit up a vulva, the owner of it being undetermined
jawz821: i'd rather watch you vomit up a vulva than do anything else in the whole world
jawz821: especially if that vulva were mine
ThreeDayLyfe: what is the vuvlva belonged to carly simon?
ThreeDayLyfe: *what if that
ThreeDayLyfe: other than vuvlas, what is there to say online....i feel like i should be divulging the giggly secrets of my crushes to you, but unfortunately i dont have any
ThreeDayLyfe: except carrie.....mmm id like to cut a slice of that steaming lust filled pastry
jawz821: if that vulva belonged to carly simon, i would scoop up your vomit, shove it in my own mouth, and then write an opinion piece for the harbinger on the giggly secrets of teenage girls who dislike essays
ThreeDayLyfe: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ThreeDayLyfe: your articulateness just turned my ovaries inside out
jawz821: we're having so much fun picturing that....did it hurt or just kind of squiggle around in your tummy?
ThreeDayLyfe: we'll find out the next time i take a crap
jawz821: i'd rather crap out my ovaries than write an essay on black boy
ThreeDayLyfe: ill be on the lookout for whole plums floating about in the toilet bowl
ThreeDayLyfe: afsd gady
jawz821: plums
jawz821: my grandmother spelled "bummed" "bumbed"
ThreeDayLyfe: lets continue this discussion tomorrow.....over a hot bowl of sarcasm
jawz821: mm i'll bring some cinnamon and sugar to sprinkle on it
ThreeDayLyfe: its rock n' fucking roll time over at [this] residence.....ESSAYYYYYYYYYYY
ThreeDayLyfe: due tomorrow