rants n raves
by tom miller
rants n raves
by tom miller
11/26/98 - 4:56 A.M.
miller & chase @ krullen's dungeon - epilogue
a short entry tonight, because it's late, my liver hurts, nice boy told me he had to go to grandmother's house for thanksgiving and he won't be coming over, and i've got jerkin' off to do.
*****
as i entered the club to work my tuesday night shift, bartending for gothic night, i walked up the stairs to the happy hour bar and there was krullen. He was enjoying his usual whiskey and coke.
"hey, buddy," i said. "i really enjoyed your party."
"yeah," he replied, "there weren't as many people as i had expected, but things went okay." he took a sip of his drink. "so," he continued, "did you get to see chace's ball piercing?"
"huh?" i said, "i must have missed that."
"oh, yeah. i got a brand new needle for chace. one that hadn't even been used for fake blood. and chace got it and grabbed her sack, and stuck it right through."
"no shit," i said.
"yup. and his girl was waiting right there between his legs."
"waiting for what?"
"waiting for the blood. what else?"
"so you mean that blood on her mouth was from lady chace's balls?"
"yup."
"how about that," i said. "now i have to write an epilogue to krullen's dungeon in my journal. i left that detail out."
"sweet," said krullen.
*****
a bearded gentleman, one who has referred to himself before as a bear, had been overhearing our conversation, and he intervened with a comment.
"and you're straight?" he asked.
"oh, yes," said krullen.
"that's a fact," i added. "i've known him for years."
"uh huh." the gentleman said, sarcastically. "sure you are."
"really," said krullen.
"you were watching lady chace pierce his balls? honey, that's not straight."
the bear went off to the bathroom and krullen yelled after him, "all right then; crooked!"
*****
and fair readers, sometimes i thank the heavens for the card i've been dealt in life. it may be a shitty card, but even the shittiest card can be the one you need to win the hand.
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