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Here you�ll find all quotes we think are funny, sweet or just downright nasty! We are not responsible for the swearing and other perverted comments of the actors so please don�t blame us for it!
Pippin: Done!
Merry: You�re supposed to stick it in the ground.
Pippin: It is in the ground!
Merry: Outside!
Pippin: This was your idea!
Sam: But please Mister Gandalf sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural!
Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone!
Sam: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!
Pippin: What�s that?
Merry: This my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints? I�m getting one!
Sam: But you had a whole half already!
Boromir: They have a cave troll!
Sam: I made a promise, Mister Frodo. A promise. Don�t you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don�t mean to. I don�t mean to.
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset,
it was only a couple of carrots�
Pippin: ...and some cabbages ...and those three bags of potatoes that we lifted last week ...and then the mushrooms the week before�
Merry: Yes, Pippin. My point is, he's clearly over-reacting.
Legolas: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given you.
Sam: Let him go, or I'll have you, Longshanks!
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No, we're not lost.
Pippin: I think we're lost.
Strider: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Strider: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: But what about elevensies? Luncheon, afternoon tea,
dinner, supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it...
Strider: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Strider: Not nearly frightened enough.
Merry: I think I�ve broken something�
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!
Gimli: Not the beard!
Frodo: Sam, I�m glad you�re with me.
Question : Could you really shoot those arrows that fast?
Orli: Yeah I could, but they added the arrows later in the scene, because I couldn�t pull them that fast!
Question : What are your weak points? (All of the crew give �normal� answers, such as biting nails etc)
O: The ol� kryptonite always does it for me!
(about the �gay� topic) ��Wilde' was a gay movie, my part was gay. I have a lot of gay mates, and Atti is a good kisser. That's all I have to say about this!"
Q. �How is Elijah Wood as Frodo?�
Billy : �He's an absolute idiot!�
Billy : �We have each other, too. Merry's the one who gets Pippin into trouble.�
Dominic : �That's just the kind of thing Pippin would say. That's my Billy. He's so charming--it's like he can do no wrong!�
�When myself and Dom split up to do our own separate scenes, he was in tears!�
(about Orlando winning �best newcomer� at the Empire Awards) �Fuck Empire! They had to give the award to Mr Cheekbones, didn't they!?�
Sean A. : �Billy's like a stalker, always ringing and phoning!�
Billy : �I just think of myself as a friend. A good friend. A good friend who might camp in your garden!�
�When we are working away from home, new friendships help the separation from loved ones and familiar places and things. And so a temporary family knits together. Of course families often have arguments: and then there is incest . . !�
�The final movie is going to break people's hearts. All the Fellowship are crushed, chewed up and ultimately spat out the other side. They're scarred forever by their journey.�
�We're brothers, you know, I was thinking about this a few days ago. I was having a shave and I was thinking about the boys. I'm kind of a believer in reincarnation and that stuff, and I feel I cannot have made these friendships by chance. I feel we've met each other before and it was our destiny to come together, like it's destiny of the characters to come together. I have a brother, and these guys are close to me as any brother could be. We laughed and we cried and we went through hell together. But, we also had some incredibly fun times.�
�Hobbits are very positive people, and that's how we behaved on set. We tried to bring people up and make them feel good, because that's what hobbits are like. It was an incredible experience. It just changed all of us. It was like being in The Beatles, you know!�
Question : What is your opinion on awards?
Dom : Simple. When you win, they�re great, when you don�t, they suck!
(about the script he and Billy are writing) �It's funnier than a penguin playing the banjo!
�It's not just my tongue that's bad, my spleen once stole 100 dollars from a 7-11�
�The Hobbits tended to spend their free time together, so the closest friends that I had on the movie were Billy and Dom and Sean. And Orlando the Elf, who happened to join us as well, much to our dismay!�
�I think being different, being against the grain of society, is the greatest thing in the world!�
�Geeks are generally the most interesting people.�
Question : Why did Dominic Monaghan move in with you?
Lij : My cleaner had just quit her job, so�