"Oh, Arwen, don't you understand?" you say in your most convincing voice. "I'm...I'm in love!"

"With...me?" Aaragorn asked, as if he wasn't quite sure he wanted to know the answer.

You turn around and look at him with tearful eyes.

"Who am I in love with...?

...that's a secret."

Aaragorn looks somewhat relieved, and asks, "Then why are you hugging me?"

"I felt like it." You pause, then continue, "It's part of the game!"

"What game?"

"THE game," you reply, then go on to explain "Darling, do you love me?".

"...Thats nice. Let go now."

"No. You have to say 'darling, I love you but I just can't smile.'"

"No. NO."

"Then I'll never let you go!" you cry. "AND I'll sing!" You take a deep breath, and Aaragorn quickly says, "Darling, I love you but I just can't smile."

"HA!" you let go of Aaragorn and point at Arwen. "He loves ME!! NOT YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

However, the thing you forgot is that Arwen is an elf; and as such, is more powerful than you.

You:

Hide behind Aaragorn.

Laugh louder and hope that she can't get any closer due to her over-sensitive elf ears.