Indeed. Why are you hugging him when you could be hiding behind him? You rush around behind Aragorn and, grabbing his cloak, you somehow manage to turn him to face Arwen whenever she tries to run around him.

Arwen starts chanting in elvish, and remembering what happened in FOTR (the movie), you decide to break her concentration by snubbing her nose.

At this point Xellos decides to intervene. As you attempt to run away from Arwen, he throws you in her direction.

This is not a good thing. You decide not to invite him to your birthday party.

But life goes on. You are now trussed up in a corner of the room. Arwen is arguing with Beastmaster on the exciting subject of whether or not you should be killed.

You decide to:

Ask to be allowed to live.

Tell Arwen that she shouldn't kill you because she is your rolemodel.