D.O.B: R.K.-31/1/1987, K.T.-1/11/1986
BIRTHPLACE: hospital
NICKNAME(S): god, buddah, lord of the dance!
**BEST** FRIEND: Anker
OTHER BEST FRIENDS: Applecore
WORST ENEMY: Feral Sherall
DO YOU HAVE PETS?: yep
IF SO, WHAT ARE THEY?: lemurs
AND WHAT HAVE YOU CALLED THEM/IT? lemurbert
DREAM PLACE TO LIVE: laos
FAVOURITE FOOD: speckled eggs
WHO'S YOUR CRUSH? Lemon crush
ARE YOU WITH THEM? When im thirsty
IF SO, HAVE YOU KISSED THEM? I prefer to swallow them
IF YOU HAVEN'T, DO YOU WANT TO? Most definetly
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
- HEAVEN / HELL? If its free
- GHOSTS? Um if they're like casper
- GOD / THE DEVIL? There not heavy there my brothers
- LOVE? If it pays good
- LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? How many numbers
- TRUE HATRED? If its sherall
- VENGEANCE? If its sherall
- REINCARNATION? If I come back as a butterfly
- YETI? Don't like snow
- LOCH NESS? VANESS LIVES
- ALIENS? Only if theyre very sexy
ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS PERSON? nonononononononononononononononononono
ON A 'DESERVE TO LIVE' SCALE OF 1 TO 10, RATE YOURSELF: 1000
FAVOURITE (NON ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE? Lemon crush
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Lemon vodka
ADDICTIONS? Speckled eggs,lemon crush, leopards
FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTIST(S)? R.K.-priscilla brown, K.T.-kurt cobain
FAVOURITE VISUAL ARTIST? Dancing deros
FAVOURITE ACTOR? priscilla
FAVOURITE PLAYWRITE / DIRECTOR? sexspheare
FAVOURITE MOVIE? The Wiggles Movie
FAVOURITE SCENT? Hot sick
FAVOURITE TASTE? Not hot sick
FAVOURITE MONTH? Not that time of the month
YOUR IDOL(S)? R.K.-priscilla, K.T.- kurt cobain
LEAST FAVOURITE (NON ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE? Plain milk
LEAST FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Alchohol vomit
LEAST FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTIST(S)? Avril will die
LEAST FAVOURITE VISUAL ARTIST? avril
LEAST FAVOURITE ACTOR? avril
LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE? avril
LEAST FAVOURITE SCENT? avril
LEAST FAVOURITE TASTE? avril
LEAST FAVOURITE MONTH? Avril. Im mean april
MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN? avril
WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR WORST ENEMY TO DIE? yes
FEARS? avril
WORST NIGHTMARE? avril
ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Touched 4 the very first time (like a virgin)
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN ONE OF YOUR BONES? Yeah, avrils fault
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEBODY ELSE'S BONES? avrils
WHAT'S THE WORST YOU'VE EVER DONE TO SOMEBODY? Bought them an avril cd
WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEBODY? Broke their avril cd
FAVOURITE SONG(S)? Cut Your Ribbon-SPARTA
FAVOURITE ALBUM(S)? foo fighters
EVER CHEATED ON SOMEBODY? I cheated a test once, I apoligised to it later
EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? No, I so very sexy
EVER USED SOMEBODY? Cant help it, im very sexy
EVER BEEN USED? Would like to be
EVER WANTED TO LEAVE SOMEBODY BUT COULDN'T? brad pitt wont leave me alone
EVER ATTACKED...
- AN OLD GRANNY? No wtf that is really twisted, where do you come up with this
- A FELLOW STUDENT? Feral sherall
- YOUR OWN KIN? Quite regurally
- YOU?RE BEST FRIEND? She had a leopard in her pants once..
- YOUR LOVER? He was just very sexy
- YOUR ENEMIES? Kill avril
- AN ANIMAL? The leopard in my pants
- YOURSELF? IM SO VERY SEXY
- A RANDOM PERSON? Someone who was wearing acid wash jeans
ARE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON? My pant leopard is
DO OTHERS CONSIDER YOU TO BE LETHAL? Im just so sexy
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED KILLING SOMEONE? avril
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING JUST FOR THE IMAGE? Don't have to I AM SEX
HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE ELSE? Uumm maybe
DID IT COST AS MUCH AS WHAT YOU USUALLY BUY FOR YOURSELF? Of course
HAVE YOU EVER FAKED A FIRE CALL? Theres a fire, IN MY PANTS
WHAT ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ARE YOU INTO? Exploding cany
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Im not pov
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ITEMS FROM A SHOP? I said im not pov
HAVE YOU EVER 'BORROWED' SOMETHING THEN RETURNED IT? Avril did
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN FROM YOUR FRIENDS? IM NOT POV
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE POLICE? Yeah I was arrested for being to sexy
DO YOU RESPECT THE POLICE FORCE? Fuck the po-lice
DO YOU RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS? respect
DO YOU RESPECT YOUR FAMILY? respect
DO YOU RESPECT YOURSELF? Who couldn't love someone so sexy
DO YOU RESPECT OTHER RELIGIONS YOU DON'T FOLLOW? Not the I luv avril cult
DO YOU RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS? U have feelings, like I care
DO YOU RESPECT YOUR ENEMIES? They will die
DO YOU RESPECT LIFE IN GENERAL? Im high on fukin life dude
WHAT ARE YOUR BAD HABITS? Constantly harassing innocents
WHAT ARE YOUR GOOD HABITS? Harassing non-innocents
DO YOU SWEAR OFTEN? Fuck yeaah
WHAT DO MOST OTHER PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU? She is very sexy
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TURN BACK TIME? Yeah before avril was a happy time
HAVE YOU EVER ABUSED YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE SECOND CHANCES? If u mean that homework assignment I need another extension
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF COMPUTER LITERATE? Whrees that elusive C button
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF EXCEPTIONAL AT?
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A FUNNY PERSON? We are funny
DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A FUNNY PERSON? yes
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON? At least were sexy people
DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON? Exuse us while we help that old lady across the street
WHO IS THE BEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Bob-bob, form bobland
DO YOU TAKE MEDICINE FOR ANYTHING? Me shell and mark all have hand spasms
DO YOU HAVE ANY ILLNESSES? To sexy
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? We we relised how sexy we were
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN INTERNET RELATIONSHIP? How can u have romance with the internet
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS? Seems all a bit weird to me
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY? Queer as folk is funny
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BISEXUALITY? They should make up their mind
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TRANSVESTITES? ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW eeeewwww
WHAT IS THE FIRST SINGLE WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SEE THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
- BLACK? He luv u
- SNAKE? trouser
- CRICKET? balls
- NOODLES? Soy sauce
- COMPUTER? nerd
- POODLE? avril
- NINJA? turtle
- VIDEO? tape
- WATER? drink
- STICKS? Jacob reinbott
- JIGGLE? wiggle
- MONKEY? jam
- BABY? spew
- BOWLING? cricket
- APPLE? core
- BOOKS? school
- SEX? dirty
- TOES? Jam
- MASSAGE? parlour
WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL VIEW OF...
- THE MEANING OF LIFE? Its overated
- MUSIC TODAY? Is good except 4 avriil
- TECHNOLOGY? geeks
- DRUGS? Whres the drugs
- ANIMAL RIGHTS? Friggin hippies
- WORLD PEACE? More hippies
- THE LAW? Fukin pigs
Before we go WE ARE VERY SEXY AND THERES A LEOPARD..IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!