| "Fruitcakes are more powerful than they look!" Danielle Paul "Bad guys always seem to have more fun. Just listen to their laugh. Maniacal, isn't it?" b b "If a child resembles Chibiusa, she's probably just as annoying." Nursehjb20 (speaking very wisely, I might add) "When you're being frustrated by penguins and pig-men, a big distructive boom-boom will do the trick." MiShi "Believe it or not, there are even gay dragons." mccarron "Some guys are just hotter as girls." Kiiyah "Women's chests always defy the law of gravity and when men cross-dress, their chest are always bigger than any girls!" Christine Marie "The truly intelligent guys are always evil." Mark Whitwill "The best villains don't need to move their lips to speak." Mark Whitwill "The stupider the situation, the better you can sing." Margaret Taylor "Most often, bad guys like to wear dresses." Margret Taylor "If their eyes are closed, pray they never open." Kawaii Madoushi "Anyone who refers to himself as the mysterious priest is suspicous." Kawaii Madoushi "An evil priest is insane enough to have a magic teddy bear in his lab." Oni-Gourry "The 5 coolest words in the English language are Pickle, Monkey, Cobalt, Spackle and Wasps." Bloodhound Gang cd "It's no secret that you're a bitch. But tonight...you're my bitch." Stephanie McMahon, WWF "Ray is so happy to draw one of my favourite transvestite characters!" Satouri Akanovi, back of one of the Bakuretsu Hunters novels "For those of you who dared to go this far, with regard to being alienated from your neighbors or friends, or ending up commiting suicide, I assume no responsibily. It may be best, at least for the sake of world peace, if you train yourself to disappear into your straw hat and leave this world for good." Yuu Watase, Chichiri fashion thigie "Not surprisingly, yaoi gives real gays men the giggles.": Yaoicon Website "Give me a place to stand and I shall move the earth." Archimedes "What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?" Dr. Robert Schuller "Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before." Dwight D. Eisenhower "Forgive your enemies, but don't forget their names." John F. Kennedy "When Teru's drunk, his eyes can give off electricity! (laugh) Very powerful weapon!" Takuro, Papapapa Puffy 1997 "A lot of people said he's cute." "I never heard that before. Why didn't you tell me about that?" Teru and Jiro, Papapapa Puffy, 1997 "Why do you play with my digital camera?" Teru, asking Jiro "You laugh at us because we're different. We laugh at you because you're all the same." ? (I don't know who said this but, damn, it's true!) "If you get out first, I will catch you. If you have the lead, I will pass you. If we're neck and neck, enjoy the moment, because it will only be a moment." Micheal Johnson "To give anything less than your best is the sacrifice the gift." Steve Prefontaine "There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." Benjamin Disraeli "Do you still think I'm sexy?" "Yes" "Good, because I still think you're stupid!" Anne and Rob Schneider, the Weakest Link "I know what you're wondering. You're wondering...what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?" Evelyn, The Mummy "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." Aidous Huxley "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Can one of you guys put his pants on?" Donna, That 70's Show!...Fez passed out without any pants....i don't know why and i don't think i want to "I wanna cover you with my soy sauce." Brad, Whose Line is it Anyway? "He had a big bag of bellybuttons" Joe Walsh, Whose Line is it Anyway? "I never realized what a delicous creamy center I have." Greg, Whose Line is it Anyway? "I'm Drew Carrey, the 8th Teletubby" Drew, Whose Line is it Anyway? "With Hannibal Lector, I suppose it could be amusing to have lunch with him, as long as I'm not lunch!" Anthony Hopkins, the actor who played Hannibal the Cannibal...duh... "You have the right to an attourney. If you cannot afford one, too fucking bad." some cop in Resurrection, the best movie ever. "When I first heard the Great Frog Society, I was like, Oh my DAD!" Jesus Christ, SNL.... Next Page Back to quotes Back home |
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