| "I believe I've spend enought time in the company of death." Roland, Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World, even though it sounds like something Duo would say... "I care about colour. I care about blue." Jiro, talking about his bass "They took my rice and not my guitar!" Jiro, whose house was robbed during the filming of Yes, Summerdays "I think Hisashi is a person who thinks things cool. If you bring up a stupid conversation, 'Jiro is stupid,' is what Hisashi would think." Jiro "I just thought we might get more girl fans if he [Jiro] joined." Takuro. "Whoever loved that loved not at first site?" Christopher Marlowe. I don't know where I found this quote, but I really like it.... "The only site on the web that clicks ass!" Y101, my favourite radio station, advertises their website "You know what I really want in a girl? Me." One of the Bloodhound Gang's songs....Three Point One Four, I think.... "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroyes god. Man creates dinosaur." "Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherate the earth". Ian and Ellie, Jurassic Park [Please tell us the condition of your room] Mana: Like the parthennon, there is a holy space and like a vampire's haunt, it is dark and mysterious (and there is a video game center). Mana describes his room [What do you say when you propse to a girl?] Kyo: Let's eat scorpions together! Kaoru: I want to drink your corn soup! Die: Please let me make you happy, ba-ba-bakushon! POPBEAT june 99, 33 private questions and answers "The fight against terrorism is in international struggle of the free world against the forces of darkness who seek to destroy our liberty and way of life. Together we can defeat these forces of evil." Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. Generally, Kourin-chan keeps this kinda crap off her site, but she liked this comment.... "I'm gonna be somebody's bald bitch!" Hannah, Sugar and Spice. Yeah, I like stupid cheerleader movies. what can I say? "You said: 'Hug someone you love and thank your god you could do that.' I do that everynight. Last night I hugged a little harder." Pam's letter to Ray at Joke A Day "It's a real word! You can use poof in Scrabble!" Emeril Lagasse, of Emeril Live. Kourin-chan loves Food Network, don't you? "Some say love is like a razor that leaves your soul to bleed." FaRiYDuSt1027 "His looks are "delicate me" but I think he's really obstinate." Toshiya, describing Shinya. From your persepective, what do you and your character have in common? "We both like children. Oh, I don't mean I that I have a Lolita complex or anything!" Seki Tomokazu, Fifty Questions This was a Weiss Kreuz thing, and it was soooo funny! Koyasu Takehito kept being a pervert and talking about porn...everyone else was just nutty, except for Yuuki Hiro, who was just adorable! ::happy sigh:: (Underneath a picture of Koyasu Takehito) Yeah, I'd do him. Haha! This is on the front page of Koyasu Takehito: Walking Aphrodisiac, which is a pretty cool site. I think that sums up the way everyone feels about him, ne? "The man who views the world at 50 the same way he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." Muhammed Ali "A man is only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx "These people haven't seen the last of my face! If I go down, I'm going down standing up!" Nba player, Chuck Person "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." Frank Zappa. Gotta love them Zappas. "Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder." Jay Leno "Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Time Square are now demanding two forms of fake ID." David Letterman "The Commander-in-Chief is jogging in San Fransisco in his slit-up-the-sides silk girlie-girlie jogging pants, showing us the beautiful white doughboy thighs of his." Whoa buddy...this was in my "stupidest things ever said" calendar. Bob Dormon talking about Clinton's jogging attire "I don't remember the episode where Gilligan gets kidnapped and killed, do you?" The host of "A Cook's Tour" on Food Network, of course "With women, you have to be masculine, but show your feminine side. You have to be the ying AND the yang. You have to be schizophrenic." John Leguizamo, Sexaholix "Uh, Gackt-san, are you a hard gay?" "No, i'm not hard." Oh MY GOD! This was soooo funny! Gackt on UTABAN.... "I refuse to believe that I am in any way superior to me!" Jim Carrey "Wait, Hiro, you're still wearing your clothes!" "Oh. I forgot." Wendy and Hiro, Tokyo Pop "One rectal breach, coming up!" Random cop, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "That monkey shot me in the ass!" Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 'I gave you my friendship and my trust. And now they tell me me best friend is the goddamn enemy." Adrian, Good Morning, Vietnam. I think this about sums up the whole Vietnam War, don't you? "5 months in Saigon and my best friend turns out to be a VC. This will not look good on my resume!" Adrian, Good Morning, Vietnam "If you didn't realize it, MTV is to music like KFC is to chicken." Lewis Black. This man is my fucking god. "They can beat us but they can't eat us." Oh, shit, I got this on a bottle top from some random soda and HAD to put it up here! god, i died laughing! "It grabbed me, man, that there were people that are real." Charles Manson. "Put down the bomb and pick up the bong" Jamie Foxx "I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumours of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know." Paul McCartney "I now realize that taking drugs was like taking asprin without having a headache." Paul McCartney "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea" "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." Lady Aster and Winston Churchill "What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." Aristotle. Dedicated to Nancy-chan, the only friend I've had that haven't managed to backstab me or do something that makes me cry. Love ya! "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." Wayne Gretzky "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon "Can I take your order?" "Beer. Beer. Pitcher." hide, at some random restaurant in LA. I like the fact that he didn't get any food. ^^ "What is this?" "Baby pig." again, another hide quote. I love my copy of "A Story." ^^;;;; "People want to know why I do this. Why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them that I have the heart of a small boy...and I keep it in a jar on my desk." Stephen King "If I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross out. I'm not proud." Stephen King "Not only is there no god, but try to find a plumber on Sunday." Woody Allen "I'm all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." Frank Lloyd Wright "I really didn't say everything I said." Yogi Berra "Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies." Adrienne Gusoff "I would have mad a good pope." Richard Nixon "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." Winnie the Pooh "Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance." King George V "Don't stay in bed...unless you can make money in bed." George Burns "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bomback "Whatever you are, be a good one." Abraham Lincoln "Half of Americans have never read a newspaper. Half have never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." Gore Vidal "It's better to be looked over than overlooked." Mae West "You can complain that roses have thorns, or you can rejoice beccause thorns have roses." Ziggy "Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." Arthur C Coxe "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." Jeremy S. Anderson "I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is preparded for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill Back to quotes Back home |
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