| "He wasn't paranoid; they really were after him." Epitaph "I had a lovers' quarrel with the world Epitaph of Robert Frost "There's a dead man in my apartment. He'll start stinking the place up soon." Fox Mulder, X-Files "It's official; I am a horse's ass." Fox Mulder, X-Files "Careful with that hair scrunchie" Daria Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time; I think I've forgotten this before." Bumper Sticker "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I." Bumper Sticker "You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season, in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance." Edward Flaherty "In the last couple of weeks, I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant "Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin WIlliams "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or a if a piece of sea weed touches my foot." Axel Rose "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said "Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." 1996's Luge Gold Metal Winner, Carmen Boyle "A male gynocologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." Carrie Snow "The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears it's true." James Cabell "In waking a tiger, use a long stick." Mao Tse-Tung "He made it easy to wear glasses. I WAS Buddy Holly." John Lennon "Sometimes, when you're walking around town, you see a really beautiful woman with a really ugly man-isn't that irritating? I'd much rather see a beautiful woman with another beautiful woman." Ikuhara Kunihiko Next page Back to quotes Back home |
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