| "Watch me not care." Dilbert "I can only pray your personal magnetism won't erase my hard drive." Dilbert "My status report this week is a bit light because i'm having an email falem with Wally. Wally refuses to admit my technological superiority of his simian ancestry. It is my obligation to set him straight." Dilbert "I had a lovely evening. Unfortunetly, this wasn't it." Groucho Marx "Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead." Animaniacs "Three things a man wants in life: food, sex, and silence...that's right, feed me, fuck me and shut the hell up!" Chris Rock "My life is like a porno movie without the sex." Ogge Take care now, bye-bye then." Ace Ventura "Cure virginity!" Written on a bathroom wall "I can picture, in my mind, a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they would never expect it." Deep Thoughts "On the other hand, you have other fingers." Deep Thoughts "It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." Prairie Home Companion "I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it." Deep Thoughts "Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas." Written on a bathroom wall "Maybe there's no actual hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carry "Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Unknown "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx "Play strip Risk. It's the only game in which you can say, "I've conquered Algeria, now give me you're pants!' " Mike Judders "No matter how badly the idiots outnumber you...they are still the idiots!" Daria "Satan is a dork." Tom Wright "I think slangs are existing for make fun on foreign exchange students." Jpanese exchange student "If you can't face it, moon it." Ashley Herskell "There's no such thing as bisexual, only greedy people." Scott Meska "War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left." Chinese Proverb Next Page |
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