| "It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere." Written in the dust on the back of a bus "Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind." William Shakespeare "WIll the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands, the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry." John Lennon "The truth is out there." The X-Files "The babes are out there." Triple X-X-X Files, Mad TV Kinky freaky crazy kitchen counter circus sex circle orgy sort of thing." Kelly King "They swear like men, they screw like boys." Miss Saigon "Please, please, please me!" Rocky Horror Picture Show "Humor may lift your spirits, but it takes a professional to lift your butt." Daria "It's good to be high and never come down." Tom Petty "Just because you're wearing a tie doesn't mean you're bloody important." Chumbawumba "Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight." Metallica "Losers try their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen." The Rock "When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely." Counting Crows "When everybody loves you, that's about as fucked up as you can be." Counting Crows "No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbred!" Brain Candy "Fall seven times, get up eight." Japanese proverb "i'm a bunghole, you're a bunghole, and there will be more bungholes after me." Beavis and Butthead "Look out, Jesus has a stick!" South Park "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." Bumper Sticker "It's as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you." Bumper Sticker "Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off." Bumper Sticker "I never liked [BOB] Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded like Yogi Bear." Mike Ronson "Bart, stop pestering Satan." Marge Simpson "All I'm high on is love. That's right, love for my son and daughters...yes, a little LSD is all I need." Marge Simpson Next page |
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