| Nothing is illegal until you get caught. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. If you can't convince them, confuse them. I'd love to go out with you but I have to stay home and see if I snore I'd love to go out with you but it's my parakeet's bowling night. The world's coming to an end. Please log off. LSD melts in you mind, not in your hands Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends. Death's life's way of telling you you're fired. No one's perfect, but some of us are closer than others. In God we trust, all others must pay cash Life's a tough job and the hours are a bitch Speak softly, but carry a M16 Consider yourself hugged Just take a cold shower and sleep it off The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlights of oncoming train Life's a beach and then you drown You're twisted, deranged and rotten to the core...I like that in a person When all else fails, lower your standards It's an IBM, it's got an excuse Hairy Kiwi - Death by fruit Everbody looks brave holding a machine gun Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. You lick it, you own it! Too much of a good thing is wonderful. It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money A gleepzorp without aternpee is like a quop without a feertsheer (sort of) Laugh at your problems, everyone else does Page 2 |
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