I think that I am, therefore I think that I am
I love cats, they taste just like chicken
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Learn from your parent's mistakes....use birth control
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
I want to be just like Barbie; that bitch has everything
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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