| "Hunka-hunka buncha punches!" Ukyou, Relentless "Poiny birds, pointy pointy Anoit my head, anoity-noity." Nabiki, Relentless -I have been saying this for weeks! Go read the fic! "We had fought before, always viciously, contious bouts of fighting in childhood and adolenscence had eventually ended in haphazard orgasm and so the similarly struggling thrusting, desperate union of sex." Andre, Book of the Damned "I'll admit you're a little bit pretty but I'm not attracted to you. Besides, I'm prettier." Quatre, Jenny & Kimmie "Boink, boink, boink! Don't you people do anything but SCREW?" Wufei, Jay "MAY YOUR GENITALS ABRUPTLY TURN INTO JELLO AND BE DEVOURED BY BUNNIES!" Wufei, Jay "Shove a katana up your ass." Duo, Jay "Ever wonder what life would be like as an eunuch?" Jay, Jay- how redundent (Or is it redundant?) "I'm feeling sadistic. Break out the cryogenically frozen Backstreet Boys!" Jay, Jay-ROFL! "Becoming aroused when reading the dictionary would qualify as mentally disturbed." Dr. Robinson, Jay "And that was the end of Fuzzy Bunny Lumkins." Trowa, Jay "CHANG WUFEI WEARS A SKIRT FOR NO ONE!" Wufei, Jay "But...Wufei looks great in fishnets." Treize, Jay- That's a yummy thought... "Yo, biatch, I'm representin' the NEW COAST, yo, it's like, mergin' of da west siiiide and east siiiiiiide and it's like BIGGIE and TUPAC LIVE! Yo." Quatre, Jay - There is nothing funnier than Gansta-Quatre! "Watch yo' back, biatch!" Quatre, Jay "Duo enjoys WHAT?" "Aanthropophagolangnia...cannibalistic rape." Heero and Dr. Robinson, Jay - So that's what they call it... "Quatre, if you don't want to help yourself, why are here?" "'Cause I'm the Big Poppa of Bling Bling, foo'!" Dr. Robinson and Quatre, Jay "I know, I know; put it back in your pants." Duo, Jay "Don't tell me they're pretending to open dirty fortune cookies again." Wufei, Sephiroth - Again? "What the devil will Miss Havisham do next, evil old bitch?" McFay, Gai-jin - a real book! "My dear, dear Willie, be diplomatic and don't fuck up." Mr. Marlowe, Gai-jin "Make another mistake and your balls are in the wringer." Mr. Marlowe, Gai-jin Next Page Back to quotes page |
Disclaimer: A bit of language and a pretty dirty quote from "Book of the Damned." Oh, yeah. I either put the author or the fic name(If I wasn't sure who wrote it) for the fanfics. |
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