| "What color is your hair, really? I forgot." Megan. Perhaps I should stop dying my hair. Maybe not. "I'm not wasting my time finding you an albino monk!" (;_;) Chris doesn't love me anymore! "My monkey is pretty. He will rip off your eyelids." Amy "It means, gay man sex." god, not surprisingly talking about yaoi, and trying to explain it to someone else "Why are you stroking her against her will?" Amy, to god, who was rubbing my leg. I think she gets off on tickling me. "You talk like a little girl!" Amy...See, in Japanese class, we are taught the feminine, more polite speech. "Don't be skarky." Amy "That damn leprechaun was the best lover I ever had." Doug, accourding to god "Is your belt fuzzy?" "Yeah." "May I touch it?" "Yeah." Me and Amy. I like fuzzy things. "Your ass looks like a Coke." Amy, mishearing something I said. "I'm going to buy some cookies and stick them into your feerbie eyes." Nash. He thinks my eyes are really big and feerbie-like. Did I spell feerbie right? "It's a transexual Britney Spears!" Ron, talking about one of my many Gackt pictures "If you're ugly in Japan, you're ugly." Amy "I always wanted to lick my eyeball." Amy. "I didn't know the Japanese had drag queens." Daniela. This girl cracks me up. Her English isn't very good and she is constantly forgetting words like eraser, but she knows what a drag queen is! "I have a high tolerence for water." Amy "Guess what! It's my birthday!" "No, it's not." "It's not?" Junko-kun confuses me when I tell her about my birthday. "You spooge monkey!" Nick692000 "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." PePsiCA111 "Happy Birthday! How's it going? How's school? How's Richmond? They suck? Well, don't worry. Soon you'll be old engough to choose where you live and what work you do. Of course, things will still sort of suck, but they'll suck differently! Something to look forward to. Love, Mark" Written in my birthday card from my 2nd cousin Mark "Yes, we are impressed with his jumping skills." My brother, whom I made watch one of my GLAY concert videos. I guess he enjoyed watching Jiro jump around "I wanna be a lumberjack." Jonathan "His name is Youji, not "Yo, G!" Me, trying to explain Weiss Kreuz to Lil' Wayne Next Page Back to quotes Back home |
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