| "Happy Birthday. You's a ho." Written by Wayne in my planner on my birthday "I'm stealin' this bitch!" Jennifer, as she takes my calculater off my desk, as revenge for breaking her pen "You're not going to get it back! Ow! Yes, you are!" Brandon, who had the top to my pen "Get that, Brent! No, I was kidding! Don't get that, Brent!" My english teacher is indecisive. "We don't wanna know what you do in your spare time." My gym teacher, Mr. Tucker "You two ladies!" "I didn't do it!" Mrs. Hawthorne and Chris, who thinks he's a lady "Brandon was raised in the ghetto of South Africa, on field mice and termites." Brandon, who was talking in third person "Brandon laughs." Brandon, still in third "We think we're going to be sick." Chris and the voices in his head "I forgot how to read." Micheal "I wouldn't fit in in Singapore because for me, getting spanked's not a punishment. I'd be like, "Oooh." Amy "Whoooo! I'm a holy day!" Chris "You know, that's sexual harassment, and Mike doesn't have to take it." Ryan "Come on, lick somebody." Please don't make me explain why my brother said that. "Oh, we're so evil." god confirms what everyone knows "I'm a deadly sin!" I don't know what came over me... "I think you have testicles..." god's brother, interupting our phone conversation "He would be like, "Mexican food tastes like Mexico". god makes fun of her brother... "It's kinda hard to explain...it's kinda like a flying hug..or a gentle tackle..." Me, trying to explain what a glomp is...somehow, he understood. "Will you make out with my monkey?" His name is Zoich! "Fine then...i'll just have my all-hot-guy orgy without you then! ::sticks out tongue:: My conversation with a friend through AIM "I'm mean and angry ROAR! See?" He didn't believe that I was a bitch... "She would freak. It would be funny." "Until she rips my dick out through my anus." "Ummm...ow?" "very." These are the kinda conversations me and god's brother have... "Are you happy now that you've licked me?" My brother spent like 20 minutes trying to lick my shoulder and finally succeded. "Come back! I'm gonna lick you!" Surprisingly, not my brother, but a guy named Timmy at my school. Of course, this was directed at me, even though I had no idea who he was...and, yes, he did lick me... "Thumbin' KinKi Kids pictures when you're high is a bad idea..." Don't you think so? "My life is complete. I have written a 1X2X3Xyummyfoodstuff." Kimmie, of GW Addiction "How do you say singing?" "Siiiinngiiing...." Manny and the Japanese teacher miscomunicate...as usual (How bad was my page?) TERRIBLE! No, not really...I can't back that up... Jenjen signes my guestbook "We all know conspiracies are gay and so are cannadian communist." I have no idea what that means...but it was on Chris's AOL away message.... "Tasuketaaaaaaaaa!" Me and Junko-kun were working (GASP) at a baseball game, and we were selling ice cream. There's this little step behing the counter and she wanted help with the money. As she was saying this, she fell. It was reallly funny! "All those years of English, and the best you could come up with was "They're crappy?" Okay, I gotta do some explaining here. My friend Candice is my neighbour. She is a year younger than me, and she has an older brother, and two younger sister, who I babysit. Brian is her dad. Me and my parents were lighting shit up for the fourth or something, and one of the firecrackers didn't work very well. I called them crappy. Brian did not like this...Next time I'll just swear in front of his little girls...roar.... "You know, women really are more trouble than they're worth" LMAO. Okay, more explaining. I have this friend and she's a lesbian. Yeah, but she looks like a guy. So, me and Junko-kun were selling ice cream and she was next to us, selling lemonade and cotton candy. Anyway, I hadn't seen her in a really really loooooong time, so I was talking to her. This man comes up to her to buy cotton candy. He looks at me (leaning over on her cart) then at her, and says that. We died. It was soooo funny! "Do you feel guilty for stealing Daniel's fries?" "No." "Me either." Me and Junko don't feel bad for stealing from Daniel. "Jesus died for someone's sins...but not mine." Amy "Are you trying to kill me?!!" "With the White Out?" I guess next time, I won't throw the white out at god.... "Alf's my lover..." ...Jennifer S.... "Did you know I'm Dexter, Boy Genius?" Micheal "Bubonic plague, not ebonic." Chris, and no, I didn't say ebonic plague. That was Brandon. "Shurms are bad." The "homemade" sign in my health class. "Ooh, it's a hot Chinese girl!" "....It's a hot Japanese boy..." Danny and I argue over Jiro, as pictured in my bracelet "The pen makes me nervous..." Becca....who I think wants me to write her name as Bekah, so I will continue to use Becca... "I'm studying what it's like to be a woman." Amy "I hate square pizza!" Kyle, but I don't know why the hell he's talking about square pizza. I'm sure he hasn't had any since elementary school... "How did Roman's achievements influencen modern civilizations?" "3." That's the last time I asked Chris for help.... Next Page Back to quotes Back home |
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