| "Is that you?" "No, it's me." Atashi to god, denwa de "I would make a good Oriental fat-man." My brother spouts wisdom "I feel like I was just slapped across the face by a dead fish." Kourin-chan "I will not smile like a moron when the song starts." "Too late." Me and my brother...I can't help but smile when I hear Burst, by GLAY "I would love to see a sexually deviant women, terrorizing men, for a change." Junko-kun "My mom said I should stop masturbating or my penis would fall off.....she was right." SirPunkaLot111 "Yes, I do like cheese." Ms.Anime "Am I the only one who finds GLAY videos to be seizure inducing?" Well, just Yuuwaku.... "Gee, I'm shocked. They all look like women..." My brother... "umm...why does he look like a women? Was he in an accident?" My friend Jennifer's great-aunt, when seeing Jiro for the first time "Give me 50 lashes with a wet noodle." My english teacher "Oooh! I'm on fire!" My science teacher sets her fingernail on fire... "I like to eat babies" Nash "Did you say you're a turnip?" Atashi "I don't think I have a penis." god "The superintendent can suck my dick." Bobby "Stop eating my bookmarks!" Me to Nash "You look like your name could be Lakisha." Sheena "Am I the only one who wants to shove a pen up her ass?" "Probably" Me and god "They can spank it and they can bite it, but nothing goes up it." Amy I am the Buddha of Mikeism." Mike Uhh...too much information..." Mrs Kramer, after hearing Steven say 'It was a lap dance' "See, we don't need alcohol. We're like this anyway!" My science teacher "Stop trying to caress Junko-kun's breasts!" "That was only once!" Kourin-chan and god "You were dying" Chris, but I don't know who he was talking to. "I said high voice, not hot boys." Nash "I hate smart people." "I hate people with little boobs." Me and Nash Next Page Back to quotes back home |
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