| "It's mystical sperm!" Nash, I have no idea what he was talking about "I wasn't talking about man-gravy." Margie, neither was I "Primative? That's a big word!" I guess for idiots like Ashley Lanier, it is "I see her on odd days... But then again, any day with her is odd." My history teacher speaks badly of me "What does it say when my history teacher calls me evil?" "That she knows you well." Grr...Me and my history teacher, who really did call me evil "Mrs. Hawthorne cackles better than Tomo!" She does "Even stuffed preditors can be dangerous." Ryan, when I threw a stuffed panther at him "It's a Barbie...a very ghetto Barbie..." Ashley, upon seeing my Zell keychain "I am Brent. I am smart. Whoa." Christie, who is NOT Brent "I was going to go to Kabuto's and then I remembered that it burned down." Amy. Kabuto's is a Japanese steak house, in case you were wondering. "Why don't you die?" Amy, talking to Brandon, I think "I like tying on people up....that didn't sound right, did it?" ::blushes:: "Petrified wood- is that wood that's reeeaalllllly scared???" This was actually on my science test... "Don't allow him his sadistic pleasures!" Kourin-chan "Transexuals are god." Tenshi-chan. I got in trouble with my captain during "A-Team" when I said this! "Mmm...crusty guys." Amy... "I molest child boys" Manny...whom I do not know "Hehe, you're grabbing your boobs. I'll grab mine too." Manny again. Please don't ask. "That medicine kills brain cells." "Please! I took it for like 6 years!" "...exactly..." Me and some annoying chick in the hallway "I feel like my brains are going to explode...and then Farfie would eat them!" You know....Farfarello? Can't you see him eating someone's brains? "I must supress the urge to do the Church Lady dance!" I think I did it anyway "Kowai...my eye twitches on it's own now..." Kourin-chan "Arg...I smell like a gay man." My brother got this gay smelling cologne (But he's not gay!) and gave me a hug. Not that's anything wrong with smelling like a gay man! "Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a crack monkey by the name of Bobo!" My brother calls me Bobo, his pet crack monkey. "We could frolick in traffic together." Well...I saw this picture of Hisashi and he look like SUCH a crackhead... "Never look at a picture file named "what_the_hell." " ::shudders:: Kowai.... Next Page Back to Quotes Back home |
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