| "Haha, I don't get it." Stephanie, who never gets our English teacher's jokes "I should shoot myself." "Yes, you should." Martinsensei and I, after she lost our test papers "It's a naked Gecco!" Steven...Please don't ask me, I have no idea. "I don't want to be screwed!" Manny, the class idiot "I am not a woman!" Kourin-chan...Please don't get the wrong idea....I am... "I am a penis!" My good friend Jennifer, in the crowded hallway at school "On Monday, I'm getting some ass!" Amy...and she did "3 zips. Zip, zip, zip-ching!" One of the strange things my science teacher constantly says "You ate my bird!" Steven....once again, I don't know "Keep your hands away from my pants." Michael ::looks innocent:: I don't know what he's talking about... "My pants are too loose. You can't see every dimple of my ass." Amy "Change is bad. Change it back." god, when I dyed my hair "It's the meaning of life." "It's a big scribble." Amy and god "She's hitting people with her bong!" Manny...::sighes:: "I bet she smells bad in real life." Manny, once again, proving his intelligence "Don't rub my sexy binder." I have no idea why I called my binder sexy "I hope you get raped by a very large man!" I hate losing chess...especially to my brother "You got slipped vodka? Damn, nothing happens at my school!" It's true, nothing happens "Jonathan, you are not in United Sisters." It upsets me that I have to tell him this "Oh yeah? My science teacher can wiggle her ears." I don't know how this got into any conversation, but.... "I am not Jesus!" god "If I have to speak to you one more time, I'm going to rape you!" The same guy who tried to get my to dance for him in the boys bathroom...to get back the pen I lent him...Nash "No need to be an ass!" Amy and wiser words were never spoken Next Page Back to quotes Back home |
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