"I do not look like a man!"
Kourin-chan, who does not look like a man

"I want the right nipple."
Becca...please don't ask....unless you really want to know...and then you can ask at
[email protected]!

"I am not a munchie!"
god...I just don't know

"That dragon is gay."
Amy...hey, nothing wrong with gay dragons...I guess

"Brandon, you're such an ass!"
Woodsensei curses at Brandon-kun

"Breasts, where did you go?"
god

"He looks like a lava lamp."
Amy

"I'm staring at Ricky's left nipple."
Becca

"He sounds like Elmo!"
Jonathan

"Something tastes like chicken."
Jamie no Ahou

"Can I have your eyes for  one momen?...Hi!"
My chorus teacher, Tyreesensei

"Leave your hygenical stories at home!"
Jacquelyn...I don't even WANT to know

"She called me an oompa-loompa!"
Lloyd, and yes, I did

"Yama o shimasu."
Manny...for those of you who don't speak simple Japanese(uh, the whole country, Kourin-baka!), that means 'I did the mountain' and no, that was not what he meant to say

"I quoted too hard!"
Jen-Jen

"Look, I'm a gay cabbit!"
Manny

"If I don't pass my SOLs, I'll never get into Yotsubadai!"
Blurting out shit like that at random during Nihongo doesn't not pay.

"I be puffin' da trees."
Nash

"Hello, naked lady!"
Jen-Jen

"I don't like long underwear. They make static on my balls."
Manny, and I NEVER want to hear that again

"Don't trust me. Please, I'm telling you not to trust me."
Hawthornesensei, and don't worry, we don't

"Let's kill Gary-kun."
Woodsensei, i don't know who that is...

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