Frankenstein and I have known each other for about 15 years, and I urge you to consider this bid. He is a prime candidate to represent the digitless of America, and he can represent the rest of us well, as long as he is watched... carefully watched.
Any references to Mr. Right's past as a pimp are false. He is a male model and a critic of the times. He also makes some mean stew, but don't ask what's in it.
If you would like to solicit Frankenstein to model for your agency, please contact me.
Thank you,
Mary Baile
Campaign Manager
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