Week 6 (9/21 to 9/27):
Mike Chu (MICAAAAAAA CHUUUU, mchu4545, etc) Possibly one of the smartest students in his grade, Mike is taking BC calc, Ap Chem, Ap Gov, Enr. Phys II, super-ultra-variable discrete math, etc. As a sophomore. Did I mention he's also a math team captain? However, despite all these 'book smarts,' Mike often lacks downright common sense. Everyday in Latin, Xiao (previous entry) and Phil (see week for lamer of the week manage to steal his latin book. Heck, Phil has managed to snatch Mike's glasses RIGHT OFF HIS FACE without him noticing. PHIL! Something here spells out 'I LACK COMMON SENSE!' However, Mike is cool to know. Except when he is missing stuff. Except when he 'loses' stuff. Except....
QUEER-TO-COOL rating: 8.5 COMMENTS: Haha he ranked 1/2 a point less than XT!
Week 4 (9/7 to 9/13):
Xiao T, (XT, Mr. X, etc.) Xiao (pronounced she-iao, for u non azns) is one hella funny kid. For one, he probably has more spending money on him at all times than any other junior in the school. AND, he's what we would call "possession deprived." Why? He still uses a 166 mHz comp. Yes, this is the same kid who won the NCAA bracket last year. RULE: never bet against Xiao in a sports bet if you want to ever see your money again.
Anyways, Xiao also is what we politely label as a student "businessman." He is excellent at bargaining prices, and has a definite black-market going for hw assignments--at least he doesn't plaguerize.
QUEER-TO-COOL rating: 9.0 COMMENTS: Just don't let him have your assignments for free.
Week 3 (8/31 to 9/6):
Kaidi L, (KD, nerdulousKD, etc.) Kaidi is not your average girl. Nor is she your average senior. Most students lose the whole freshmen-perfectionist-attitude towards school by their sophomore, maybe their junior year. However, Kaidi still will not let go of the fact that 90% and 105% are exactly the same. She has been caught saying (in her Honors advanced algebra class)
Kaidi: Oh no, my grade is so low
Classmates: Really? What's your grade at?
Kaidi: ONLY 101% AHHHHH I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!!!
However, Kaidi is not all 100% nerd. She is in fact very interesting to get to know--provided you get past her obsessions. Those range from lead male video game characters, to french plays to anime movies. Sure, they're ok by themselves, but the level of obsessiveness she has taken them to....well just see for yourself at her xanga site. But other than those quirks, she is what many people would likely deem 'eternally happy.' She always seems happy and energetic. (Or maybe she's simple minded. I really don't know. I think I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.) Although sometimes a little bit of FOB-ness pokes out, she really is an ok person to know--once you know her.
QUEER-TO-COOL rating: 8.6 COMMENTS: Ha, KD, that's a 86%, or a B!!!
Week 2 (8/24 to 8/30):
Paul Z, (aka PYZ, Yipeng, and 'Freshmen Crew 3.")Paul is definitely one UNUSUal kid. For starters, he took both honors precalc and Enriched physics 2 as a frosh. He is no longer a freshmen. Guess what he's taking now! But behind his apparent *intelligence,* is an extremely lazy/weird kid. He rarely does math homework--not a good thing, as those B's he keeps on getting may soon start hurting. However, we all know he would never do homework if it were to cut into his counterstrike/ffx/warcraft III time. All of which he is decently good at....well maybe not wIII.
Paul also was made fun of last year for having a *thing* for pre-8th grade girls. Apparently everyone found it funny he knew so many young girls. Paul still claims they were family friends. On a similar note, Paul has been reported to possibly have *something* suspicious going on with a certain person named 'JON HUANG,' but those reports (courtesy of CM92987) have been remained questionable. Hopefully those reports will stay that way.
QUEER-TO-COOL rating: 8.3 when he's playin his *games,* 5.7 otherwise. COMMENTS: Don't let this kid near your small children or any furry critters.
Week 1 (8/17 to 8/23):
Jeremy L , (aka jermy, germy, pyrofist) Despite his obvious annoying manner (the only two-time consecutive LAMER winner), Jeremy is still one crazy kid. Besides his strange qualities featured in LAMER, Jeremy has other strange characteristics. For starters, he has an obsessive-compulsive reaction to any mention of liquor--apparently Jeremy likes the words, "100 proof," "whiskey," and "scotch." He is also probably the only person to have banged his head on my driveway--and have a hollow 'thud' ring out. And I know my concrete is very solid.
Jeremy, however, is not just a sociopathic gaming dork. He can also be quite smart sometimes. For example, he is taking 3 science classes this year--all three are weighted, one is an AP science. He also knows how to create some *safe* explosions at home, and how to set 'inflammable' things on fire. Did I mention he's not even old enough to drive yet?
QUEER-TO-COOL rating: 6.1 COMMENTS: Never let this kid near your precious stones.