| *It's not that deep *It's not that steep *It's not that nasty Philosophical *Hard work pay off in the future-Wheeling pays off now *It's better than yoga (nothing brings to inner peace faster than swearingat that f#cking driveshaft) *When the asphalt stops why should you? *Wondering what is over that next hill *I never met a trail I didn't like *Gives us a better way to spend our extra money *MUD-nature's cure for stress *To get away from the evils of suburbia *Because if the Good Lord had intended us to walk up that hill he wouldn'thave given us 4WD *There's not to many times when you can just enjoy the journey more thanthe destination *Like I've got anything better to do with my time *Got Mud? *The mud is calling-answer it *The sound Flowmasters make on a big V-8 makes me feel all warm and fuzzyinside *Roads only cover 1% of the countryside,I cover the rest *What the f#ck is front wheel drive? *There's a lot to be said for a tire that's almost as tall as you *Mud, Sand, Dirt, Rocks even pavement fourwheel drives can do it all, and still eat a euro *You have to go wheeling today because today is Monday and you always go wheeling on Monday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Tuesday and you always go wheeling on Tuesday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Wednesday and you always go wheeling on Wednesday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Thursday and you always go wheeling on Thursday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Friday and you always go wheeling on Friday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Saturday and you always go wheeling on Saturday *You have to go wheeling today because today is Sunday and you always go wheeling on Sunday *I go wheeling everyday that ends with the letter Y *Because you might not be here tomorrow *Whoever said that life was never easy must've been driving a Honda Civic *Because I want to, and damnit, who needs a reason? *Lifted trucks just look better *Big trucks, Big engines, Big tires-who could ask for anything more *Four wheels,Four wheel drive-It's only natural *Without trucks, Duct tape wouldn't be needed *A part broken is money well spent *Getting stuck builds character *A muddy truck is a good truck *It's good for the soul-kind of like chicken soup. Psychiatrists should have a windy dirt road out back for therapeutic foreordain sessions *Betcha a beer you can't make it *I'm a volunteer winch mankind I just got an alert Hygiene/Health *Have you given yourself of your truck a mud bath lately? *Her skin is starting to turn;she needs an aroma mud bath *Dirt is really good for problematic oily skin *You can get a good workout running from throttle crazed maniacs in the mudhole *To feel the healing effects of fresh mud as you watch it being flung 29 feet into the air by your Swampers *Walking to the nearest road for part is good for you *You know you hair is really clean when the chunks of mud stop falling out *The roads are too crowed-make you own *There's a traffic jam on the interstate,but the median is empty... *So you can picture that rock as being the jerk in his econo-box that always cuts you off at the freeway exit, requiring you to use something besides compression braking. If he only knew how bad your your brakes were! *When the town is covered in 2 feet of snow you can be the only one on the road *So you can drive down the road with you head out the window listening to your V-8's sweet, sweet sound *You have a better view into the passing cars on the interstate *The geek in the cancer-strick Civic yeilds to you *There's nothing better than pulling onto the street and watching your Swampers fling mud onto the hood of a Jaguar *Tailgaters tend to shy away from vehicles coated in terra firma *You get a reserved space whenever it rains because nobody wants to park in that space you coated with mud,grass and smalltrees *It helps reduce the desire to drive over the car in front of you that's been doing 25 in a 35 for the past 10 miles of a no passing zone Short *Why not? *It's neat *It's dope *It's sick *It's sweet *It's for real *It's wicked *It's tight *It's cool *It's awesome *You cant do it *It's not weak *Looks like rain *Looks like sun *Looks like snow *Any one can go fast Reverting to childhood *Engine sounds made with your mouth while driving a toy Jeep across your desk is really starting to piss off your coworkers *It's fun driving a four wheel drive mud ball throught the local car wash *It's even more fun when there are local students washing cars by hand to raise money *Going off-road is the best way to teach kids what "outside" meant when youwere a kid *Where else can you eat header heated Beenie Weenies while watching your friends trash thier prized possessions? PAGE 3 |
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