BENNY

DAVE

JONO

    KEGAN

Name: Ben Murrell

Name: David John Maxamillion Gorman

Name: Jonothan Regan

Name: Kegan Shaw

AKA: Benny; Bennyboy; Boner; Mongrel

AKA: The Oracle (The Font of all that is knowable); The Source; Arse Clown

AKA: Jono; JonJon, Reegs; Reganator; J-man

Height: 184cm

Height: 196cm

Height: 170cm

Height: 183cm (but 192cm when he has his hair up )

Weight: 71kg

Weight: 95kg

Weight: 92kg

Weight: 75kg

Signature Move: The "last-gasp dive" move; The "Spin" move

Signature Move: The "snap like a dry twig for the most petty  little reason at some completely innocent opponent" move.

Signature Move: The "round the back, dummy one way, go the other" move (You had to be there to see this one work, it was sensational!)

Signature Move: The "fire up and barrel your opponent over and spend ten minutes in the sin-bin" move

Drives: 1987 Nissan Navara Dual Cab Ute, that is sounding like a 2-stroke lawn mower at the moment

Drives: Holden WB Ute - "The Big Yellow Rocket Ship"

Drives: his lovely company Ute, a white Ford courier

Drives: 1982 Nissan-Datsun Skyline, complete with three seatbelts, a busted radio and no side mirrors.

Bowls: Right Arm Express Trash and a Deadly-Accurate Bouncer (see n History)/ some of the crappiest Right Arm Off-Spin Pies ever witnessed to man.

Bowls: Right Arm Wrist-Spin deceptors (good one Dave, blow it out your arse!)

Bowls: Right Arm Pace / Off Spin that WILL get you out, but he's not a spin bowler.

Bowls: Right Arm (incredibly) Slow Nude Pies that are so tempting to smash all around the park, he just has to land them on the pitch first.

Bats: Right Handed Middle Order Ultra Aggressive (does he know a defensive shot at all?) and a complete inability to restrain himself from trying to launch every ball over the fence.

Bats: Right Handed Aggressive, possible opener / first drop, who is never out LBW as he is 6 ft heaps tall, and can't be out bowled because he was just trying to smack you around, so that ball didn't really count. Or perhaps he just wasn't ready? Or got something in his eye?

Bats: Right Handed "Dependable" Opener/Top Order, who'll smack you if you bowl like shit.

Bats: Right Handed Tailender Aggressive

Occupation: Visual Arts Student; Pizza Slut; Bottle Shop Guy; Art Gallery Curator/ Technician; Music man / Musician

Occupation: Wine Shop Guy; Universally acclaimed "Mr Fix-it"; mediator; Oh Wise Guru; master of bullshit; "Trivial Pursuit" freak; Audio-visual /all things electrical  Demon

Occupation: Mining Engineer; Ninja; official Fosbery St cook; Action Man (the greatest hero of them all)

Occupation: Property Economics Student; Check Out Boy; male gigolo; Ladies Man

Hobbies: Drinking; Boozing; Making angry  Music; Drinking; Baseball

Hobbies: Drinking; Smacking Piss; Smoking; Drinking; Boozing;  Smoking; did I mention drinking?

Hobbies: Cricket; Ju Jitsu; Gym; Rocking the Kasbah, though the sheriff he no like it; Being The Best

Hobbies: Drinking; Smoking; Womanising; Cricket; Touch Footy

Likes: Angry Music; Pretty Young 'Lesbian' schoolgirls; conceptual art; playing the fool;  

Likes: Good books, Good wines, Driving his ute, Wild noisy sex, especially with other people; passing out in his housemate's bed; 

Likes: Cleanliness; Big rocks and minerals and stuff; 

Likes: The Ladies!; Riding shotgun; chasing cricket balls; increasing the 'tally'

Hates: White shoes and designer shirts; brand names; Nightclub Bouncers who think he's not dressed appropriately; Feminist art; Skinhead regrowth; Valentine's Day; the morning after!

Hates: Being told he is wrong, as he is always right; a bottle of bad wine; booze-free nights; getting out at the nets, but that rarely happens as he "wasn't ready"

Hates: Filth; All Those Beneath His Humbleness; trendy wankers; affirmative action; Dole-bludgers; 

Hates: The short ball (BENNY!); Failing with the ladies; Losing to Alex Cohn at Golf/Pool/anything; getting carted at the nets; pregnancy scares; girls named Olivia; 

Drinks: BEER!; lots of imported beers; local beers; good beers;

Drinks: Black Rats (Bundy+cola cans) + expensive red wines

drinks: whatever's going; stuff that comes in cans.

drinks: Bourbon; whatever is being shouted in the next round.