The Bonneydoon Manifesto

(1) The Food and Alcohol in the fridge is the property of the rent paying occupants of Bonneydoon

(2) You may not perform a sexual act on the kitchen bench / washing machine / veranda / couch / other housemate's bed / garden bed / kitchen table / trundle / wreck of an ex-housemate's car (Cable Guy?) unless you are a rent paying occupant of Bonneydoon

(3) Bonneydoon is not a Bed and Breakfast / Soup Kitchen / Brothel / Public Laundromat (wash your clothes at home thanks, Tim)

(4) Just because you stayed the night at Bonneydoon, doesn't mean you can: help yourself to breakfast / steal our blankets / pillows / wear our clothes / masturbate in our shower / use one of your fellow housemate's towels to shower your girlfriend / use our razors / toothbrush / turn off the music/lights when the actual occupants of the house are still keen to kick on but you want to go to sleep (DOUGY!).

(5) 'Chillout Session' / 'Ministry Of Sound' is NOT the preffered musical genre for EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN' MUSIC OCCASION

(6) Music Nazis will NOT be tolerated. The only circumstance they will be is when 'Chillout Session' has been played through 3 times already. You will also be granted immediate permission to change any music that Simone Hensler or Dougy puts on.

(7) The Bonneydoon fairies will not clean up your mess after you

(8) The cold water bottles in the fridge are to be refilled so that all occupants are allowed to have refreshing cold beverages. Any member of the house found guilty of not filling up the water will be forced to do the wash up for that night as punishment.