By: Vegeta's Mate
Bulma happily scanned the area around her. Everyone was ecstatic since they had all just heard of
Freezer's defeat. That is to say except one.
Vegeta sat under an oak tree desperately trying to get the annoying voices of the baka humans out
of ears. But with his highly delicate hearing, that was next to impossible. He growled and once
again tried to concentrate. He too was happy
that Freezer was dead, but he'd be damned if he let those humans know it. Besides, he'd be a lot
happier if it had been him who had killed Freezer. That brought him to another shot in his
immense pride. ~Damn Kakarotto! Freezer was
supposed to be mine! ~ And the other real killer was that the 3rd class had become Super
Saiyajin when he had died trying. And now, here he was. Stuck on this worthless piece of rock,
that they called a planet. It suddenly occurred to
him as to what the humans planned on doing about him. He smirked at that thought. ~As if they'd
be able to do anything about it...~ His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by an incredibly
annoying voice.
"Hey, why don't you come along too?" Bulma piped up happily. "You'll eat well and let's see...
you probably eat as mich as Son Goku so you'll need plenty of grub. And besides, you don't have
any money or anything so you can't get a
hotel. But there's only one condition, that you don't hit on me no matter how beautiful I am!"
Vegeta was VERY annoyed, not to mention that he was shocked that the woman would actually
speak to HIM like that. "Why you 3rd class vulgar woman..~ he muttered under his breath.
Later at Capsule Corps......
"Oh!!!! What a handsome young man! And who might you be sweety?" Mrs. Briefs chirped
while intertwining her arm with a rather startled Saiyajin Prince's. Bulma, annoyed with her
mothers flirtatious nature, and frightened for her
mothers life, quickly pulled her away from the furious Saiyajin.
"Mom...this is one of the aliens who originally came here to kill us all. You remember don't you?
About a year ago?" Bulma quickly informed her mother, hoping that she would get the idea and
back off. But it was not to be.
"Oh yes! Of course I remember! He's one of the Sa....Sa....Sayman's! My! He looks MUCH more
handsome in real life than on TV. Don't you think so dear?" Bulma just laughed nervously,
glancing over at Vegeta to see if he was going to
kill her mother, or incidently, herself. She let out a sigh of relief when she saw that he mainly
looked confused and bit shocked. And he WAS shocked.
~Hmph, the woman must be crazy. That's the only explanation. That or she's just a really big
idoit....~ After a bit more consideration, he figured it was more likely to be the later.
After Bulma had managed to shoo her mother away, she turned back to Vegeta. She regarded his
dirty, bloodstained clothes for a moment shaking her head disapprovingly.
Vegeta glared back at her. "Is there something wrong, human?" He snarled threateningly at her.
Bulma didn't even flinch. "Well... it's just that... well.. I have GOT to get you cleaned up! Look at
you! You're a mess! Arggg! All you men are the same! You just don't care about the way you
look! Why if you didn't have women around I
bet that you'd all just go around like dirty, messy slobs!" She concluded in a
huff.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her. NOBODY talked to him that way. Especially not some baka
human female! He was just about to open his mouth to give her the biggest earful of the most
impressive swearing that she had ever heard, when she
grabbed him by the arm and dragged him inside. He was far to shocked to utter a sound as she
went about telling him how much better he was going to feel after a nice hot bath and a good
supper.
They rounded a corner and she smiled at him, "Well here we are!" She announced
triumphantly.
Vegeta raised a brow. "Where is hear exactly?" He said not keeping the slightest bit of agitation
out of his voice.
She answered by pulling him into the "place." "It's the bathroom silly!" She pulled him towards
the shower. "Here's the shower. So you can just hop on in and I'll wash your dirty clothes and try
to mend them once your in, OK?"
He merely grunted and pulled off his armour, mumbling something about the stupid humans and
females and a little bit of swearing. Bulma turned to get a better look at him. ~WOW! What a
body that man has on him!~ He then proceeded to take off his shirt and Bulma did a double take.
~HOLY SMOKES!WOWIEEEE!!~ But when he went to take off his pants, she finally realized
that he was going to strip naked right in front of her! Not that she'd mind....~Holy Kami! Where
did that come from?!~ "Umm... Vegeta? Shouldn't you wait for me to leave first before you do
that?" She said nervously.
He looked at her oddly for a moment and then smirked wickedly at her. ~He wouldn't dare!!!~
She thought frantically. At that moment he let his pants, along with his underwear, drop to the
floor.
Bulma felt her face get hot, not to mention other parts of her body, and just stood there gaping at
him. She only had a view of his behind, but that was enough to make her numb for weeks, she
could only imagine what seeing the
"front" might do! She was suddenly jolted back to reality when his clothes hit her in the face.
"You can wash those now, woman..." He said naughtily as he climbed in the shower and closed
the door.
"Wh....wh... I...argggggghhhhhh!!!" She angrily gathered up his clothes and stormed out of the
bathroom. ~Of all the nerve!! Just who does he think he is!!! getting me all flustered like this!!~
She was then faced with how she was going to get back into the bathroom, where the washer
was, without trying to sneak peeks of him....