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| "He who can shave can take on the world" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HOW TO SHAVE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There comes a time in every man's life when he must learn how to shave. this marks a big moment in everyones life. this is how its done. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You have been waiting for this moment for the last twenty seven years. you should be proud that you are finally ready. brag to your friends, let everyone know that you are finally shaving. you may even want to host a fornal party. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "If anyone needs me, ill be shaving" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HERE'S SOME TIPS ^ > |
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| "Do not come in, i'm shaving" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Now that everyone knows that you're shaving, the next step is to hide your razor, you'll see why in a minute. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Now it is time to impress others, and gain respect for yourself. go to the kitchen and grab a big knife. admire the edge on on it, but make sure whoever is around sees this, they will think you are gonna shave with it, and be impressed, even though we both know you're just using it to cut off those big calices on your big toes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| If you have ever had the problem of getting your ass kicked, now your problems are over, once your predator hears news of you shaving with a knifem he will never mess with you again, and run away in blind fear when you approach him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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