There are 10 types of people:
Those who understand Binary and those who don't
A set of original stories detailing the adventures of 'The Gill-man' (as his friends call him).
All the stories here are entirely ficticious in nature and any resemblence to any real characters is purely co-incidental.
The Diary of Gilbert Gillman Part 1
Q: What are Quantum Mechanics?
A: Quantum Mechanics are mechanics who tell you your car is fixed when at the same time your car is not fixed.
(for groups)
by Bob 'forgot...' Hu
1. The number of Hawaiian/Ham & Pineapple* Pizzas in the order must never outnumber the number of Meat- Lovers/Eaters/Flavah Pizzas.
2. One Supreme is enough.
3. Anyone who asks for a plain cheese pizza actually wants Hawaiian/Ham & Pineapple.
4. One Vegetarian is always enough.
5. Anyone who suggests a new flavour they haven't tried is planning to eat one slice and hate it.
6. Anyone who suggests a new flavour they have tried is planning to hog the entire pizza
7. One pepperoni is always enough.
Shoot anyone who disagrees.
8. Anyone who asks for a BBQ/Satay/Boiled-Onion Chicken Pizza actually wants a BBQ Meat- Eater/Lover/Loaf Pizza.
9. Anyone who asks for a Seafood Pizza is planning to throw up.
10. Everyone in the entire world hates anchovies. Except for the guy who orders.
The most important thins is that you must never ever order a BBQ pepperoni pizza, no matter how good an idea it might sound. Finally, it is OK to like olives. You are not a freak.
* The slashes seperate the different names various pizza places give to the same types of pizzas.