| Surviving Temptation Island |
| Episode 1 ?Welcome to Surviving Temptation Island. I am your host for the show, John Farthing, or, as the ladies like to call me, ?Pimp Daddy?. The game is really very simple. There are sixteen castaways split into two equal tribes, Calendula and Landukor. Throughout these thirty-nine days, both tribes will compete against each other in challenges for immunity and rewards. Every third night, the tribe that loses the immunity challenge must face tribal council. They will then have to vote one of their own teammates off. When one tribe is left with only five members, there will be a merge in which both tribes will become one, move to another location and come up with a new team name. At that point, the immunity challenges will be for one person only. That person cannot be voted out of the tribe that night at tribal council. With all of that said, our castaways should now be arriving?? Blindfolded and not allowed to talk to one another, our castaways sit uncomfortably on the deck of a private yacht. The yacht suddenly jerks to a stop. Their blindfolds are ripped from their faces as they are thrown off the ship. Everyone eventually stands up and begins to dust the sand off of their bodies. Suddenly, Heather shrieks. ?YOU @&*!$%#! *@!$^#$%(!!! YOU BROKE MY NAIL!!!!? All of the girls gasp and swarm around Heather. She is now in tears and to the point of shaking when suddenly, a firm hand grasps her shoulder. All of the girls stare at the hand and their eyes slowly travel up. Savannah faints, but is caught by a strong arm. She looks up at the person who caught her and faints again. Hannah rolls her eyes. ?Good God, it?s only Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger.? Sally and Jennifer faint at the mention of their names. Eric McCormack and Ethan Hawke go to revive them. Eventually, Sean Patrick Thomas, Matt Damon, Brendan Fraser and Kyle Lowder make their ways over as well. Everyone introduces themselves and make small talk as John Farthing makes his way over. ?Hey! I?m your host, John Farthing.? Everyone continues to talk and ignores him. ?I said I?M YOUR HOST, JOHN FARTHING!? he yells. Again, no one even looks up. John sighs. ?Time for plan B.? he thinks to himself. ?Who wants to win a million dollars?? Everyone shuts up and turns around to face John. ?FINALLY! Now, I?d like to split you all into your two tribes-? ?You mean we don?t get to pick?? Sally interrupts. ?No, now on Calendula we have-? ?Hey, I don?t think that?s very fair man.? Sean Patrick Thomas says. ?Ya! Let us pick!? everyone chants. ?Oh shut up! This is not Burger King and you do NOT get everything your way!? John yells, causing everyone to shut up once again. ?NOW, on Calendula we have Jennifer, Savannah, Christin, Layla, Josh, Heath, Ethan and Eric. On Landukor is Heather, Sara, Sally, Hannah, Kyle, Sean Patrick, Matt and Brendan. Is everyone ok with that?? Sally begins to protest, but John interrupts. ?Good. Now, Calendula is represented by red and Landukor is silver.? John says, handing each team member their buff. ?Calendula, all of your supplies, rations and luxury items are to your left and Landukor all of your supplies, rations and luxury items are to your right. You will also find maps to your campsites. Once there, you must build your shelter. Ready survivors? GO!? And with that, the teams hurry off to their corners. While Calendula struggles to understand their map, Landukor is quick to figure out a path and begin their hike. ?Maybe it?s some kind of a maze!? Savannah says excitedly. ?No it?s not, dummy. If it were a maze I think they would have given us a crayon. Duh!? Layla replies, rolling her eyes. Heath Ledger grabs the map. ?I think I?ve got it! We use this little circular toy with the arrow and letters to find our way to camp!? ?That?s a compass you idiot!? Ethan Hawke snaps, almost sounding ashamed, and slaps him on the back of the head. After almost ten minutes of bickering, the Calendula tribe were finally on their way to their campsite. The Landukor tribe have found their campsite without a problem. Exhausted and worn out, they all collapse on the ground. ?Hey, we should start working on our shelter!? Matt Damon suggests. ?But I?m too tired!? Heather whines. ?Me too!? Sally agrees. Hannah suddenly throws sand at Sally and Heather?s faces, causing them to gag and jump to their feet. ?How dare you!? Sally screams. ?You?ll pay for that!? Heather says firmly. ?Psshh?.whatever.? Hannah replies to their threats. ?Ladies, please, lets all try to get along for the moment.? Kyle Lowder says. ?Anything you say!? Heather, Sally and Sara swoon. The eight members of Landukor put their differences aside and start to build their shelter. After a long and exhausting hike, Calendula arrives at their campsite. ?You know, we would have been here a lot sooner if SOMEONE wouldn?t have been holding the map upside down!? Christin says angrily, glaring at Savannah. ?Well I?m sorry Ms. Perfect! I can?t help it if I don?t spend all of my time studying maps like YOU!? she yells back. And before anyone knew it, Christin and Savannah were in eachothers faces, ready to kill. ?Alright girls, break it up!? Josh says, grabbing one of the girls around the waist with Eric and pulling them away from eachother. ?This ain?t over @*#$%!? Savannah curses at Christin. ?Bring it, Barbie!!!? ?GIRLS! PLEASE!? Heath interrupts their would-be catfight. The girls agree to stay away from eachother for the time being and Calendula begins to work as a team while building their shelter. Later that night, the tribes are called to a meeting and are greeted by John. ?Nice to see you all again. How has your day been so far?? Everyone begins to groan and complain all at once. ?That?s nice, I don?t really care. I just want the millions of people watching this show to think I?m a decent person.? John snickers. ?Now, I have called you all here to give you your first assignment.? ?Hey, doing assignments was not in my contract!? Heather protests. ?Not that kind of assignment, blondie.? Heather, now embarrassed, shuts up. ?In each of your tribes, one guy and one girl must pair off to sleep...err, share a hammock or a sleeping bag together. You may choose to stay with this person the remainder of your time here or trade with someone else. If you want to trade with someone and they do not want to trade with you, you may challenge them to an obstacle course or a battle of wits and the winner gets the girl or the guy. Any questions?? ?Ya, um?do we have to share our sleeping quarters with someone of the opposite sex?? Eric asks nervously. ?That?s a dumb question, so I?m not going to answer it.? Everyone laughs at Eric. ?Well, that?s all I have for you tonight, I will see you all tomorrow.? As the tribes begin to walk back to their camps, Eric lags behind. ?Hey, don?t feel bad. I think that host is just a jerk.? Savannah says in an attempt to comfort him. ?Thanks?you seem nice. Would you mind sharing a hammock with me?? ?YES I WILL!? she blurts out. ?Um, I mean, I?d like that.? Eric smiles as they catch up with their other tribe members. As the members of Calendula arrive back at camp, it is nighttime and everyone is starving. The guys offer to cook for the ladies. All of the girls relax and begin their gossip. ?Heath is definitely the hottest one here!? Jennifer drools. ?No way! Josh takes the cake!? Layla sighs dreamily. ?I think Ethan is fine, but that?s not why I came here.? Christin interrupts. ?You?re all wrong, Eric is all that and more.? ?Girls, this is going to be the trip of a lifetime.? Layla says and all the girls agree. Landukor members try over and over again to light a fire, but fail everytime. ?UGH! This looks so much easier on T.V.!? Heather groans. ?We?re never going to get this fire started!? Sally sighs hopelessly. ?Stand back and admire, girls.? Matt says, holding his lasso. ?What the heck are you going to do with that? Tie us all together and light us on fire?? Hannah says sarcastically. ?Lets just see what the cowboy can do before you start judging him, aight?? Sean Patrick suggests. Matt begins twirling his lasso, faster and faster. Suddenly, he snaps it against the ground several times, causing sparks. And with almost an effortless last snap of his lasso, a roaring fire emerges. ?Whoa, that is whack!? Sean Patrick gasps. ?How in the world did you do that?? Brendan asks, astonished. ?It?s all in the hands, bro.? Matt replies, blowing away the smoke from his lasso. ?My hero!? Heather and Sally coo, swooning over him. Sara decided to as well, not wanting to look out of place. Hannah just rolls her eyes for what seemed like the millionth time that night and walks away to get the food. After starting their fire with no trouble (unlike Landukor, the members of Calendula were smart enough to look inside the first aid kit for matches) and having a big feast, the members of Calendula were tired and ready to head off to bed. There were two sleeping bags and two hammocks. Eric and Savannah and Jennifer and Heath take the hammocks while Christin and Ethan and Josh and Layla take the sleeping bags. Now, let's take an inside peek of what?s going on the first night? Josh and Layla: ?You?re hot.? Layla says, rubbing her hands over his sexy body. ?I know.? he smiles. ?What do you think of me?? she asks. ?I?m sorry, what?s your name again?? ?Layla.? she replies, a little hurt. ?Right, so, Lana-? ?It?s Layla.? ?Of course it is, Leanna.? Layla sighs heavily. It was going to be a long night. Christin and Ethan: ?Are you always this quiet?? Ethan asks, feeling uncomfortable in the awkward silence between them. ?I?m sorry, but pairing off to sleep with total strangers isn?t exactly the reason I came here.? ?Ya, I know what you mean. Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?? ?Yes, you can stop rubbing my stomach.? ?OH! Is that your stomach? I?m sorry?I um, thought that was?my stomach.? he mutters, quickly removing his hand away from her. Jennifer and Heath: ?Do you believe in love at first sight?? Heath asks in his sexy, British accent. Jennifer?s heart begins beating rapidly. ?Yes, I do.? she responds, nearly breathless as his face inches closer and closer to hers. ?I haven?t been able to take my eyes off of you since I first saw you.? he says, staring deep into her eyes. ?Oh Heath, kiss me!? Jennifer asks almost desperately. From that moment on, nothing could be heard coming from their hammock. Eric and Savannah: ?So, do you have a girlfriend?? Savannah asks curiously. ?Um, not exactly?? Eric responds nervously. Savannah lifts an eyebrow. ?Oh really?? she purrs. ?How do you feel about kissing someone you just met?? ?Uh, actually, I have to, go....to?.the?.bathroom!? he says hurriedly, jumping away from her claws. Savannah collapses against the hammock. ?Oh, he?ll be back?? she smiles to herself. And back at Landukor we find our tribe just finishing dinner and preparing to pair off for bed. ?I get Matt!? Heather says. ?Oh no you don?t!? Sally snaps. ?I called him first!? Heather yells. ?FINE! Then I get Kyle!? Sally sighs. ?And I get Sean Patrick!? Sara calls, not wanting to have the last pick. ?Whatever.? Hannah says to their silly argument. Heather and Matt and Sally and Kyle take the sleeping bags while Sara and Sean Patrick and Hannah and Brendan take the hammocks. And now for a closer look?. Hannah and Brendan: ?Hey, did you hear the one about the preacher who walked into a bar and-? ?YES! I HAVE! Please shut up and go to sleep!? Hannah snaps. ?You know, you remind me of this one girl that I know that did stand-up comedy and she-? Hannah clasps her hands over her ears and groans. Sara and Sean Patrick: ?Girl, you know you got it goin? on!? Sean Patrick says in his smoothest voice. ?You really think so?? Sara asks. No guy had ever shown this much attention for her before. Well, no hot guy had that is. ?I ain?t ever gunna let go of you!? ?Oh, Sean Patrick, you?re so sweet.? Sara coos. But, little did she know, he was very serious. ?Um, Sean Patrick, do you have to hold on to me so tight? It?s kinda hard to breathe.? ?Don?t worry girl, you?ll get used to it cuz you and I ain?t ever gunna be apart!? Sara?s eyes widen. ?Uh oh?? Kyle and Sally: Kyle and Sally sit up on their sleeping bag while he plays the guitar. Sally is obviously bored, but at least pretends to be interested. ?Ya know, Kyle, it?s getting kind of late and I?m really tired?? ?Wait, just listen to one more song! I wrote this one myself! It?s about this really annoying guy that can?t take a hint?have you ever had that happen to you?? Kyle laughs. ?Actually, I have.? Sally replies sarcastically. ?Good! Then you?ll love this song!? he says obliviously and continues to play. Matt and Heather: ?You know the way you started that fire tonight with your lasso? I think that was just so incredibly wonderful of you! You?ll always be number one in my book!? Heather flirts. ?Thanks, babe. Ya know, I?m pretty good at starting fires, if you know what I mean?? ?Oh, Matt!? Heather sighs dreamily as they meet in a fiery kiss. -Will Savannah discover Eric?s ?secret?? Will Christin and Savannah continue to have catfights? Will Sean Patrick ever let go of Sara? Will the romance between Heath and Jennifer and Heather and Matt stay alive? Will Sally ever get to go to sleep? Will Brendan ever stop telling stupid jokes? Will Josh ever get Layla?s name right? Will John ever get layed? Stay tuned for the answers to all of these questions and more on the next episode of Surviving Temptation Island, coming soon! Episode 2 After a restless night, the members of the Calendula tribe awaken. Christin and Eric prepare breakfast while everyone else lays around. Jennifer and Heath are off in their own little corner and are all over each other, making the others jealous. Layla and Savannah sit underneath the shade of a palm tree gossiping about what happened to them last night while Josh and Ethan sit about 10 feet away from them, not talking. Eric and Christin: ?Wow, you?re a really good cook.? Eric compliments Christin. ?Thanks, it?s something I like to do when I?m not busy playing soccer.? she smiles. ?So, I hear you?re sleeping with Ethan.? ?What?!? Christin asks shocked. ?Um, I mean, sharing a sleeping bag together.? ?Oh, yes, we are.? ?How do you like him?? ?He?s ok?but I don?t like the way he?s all up next to me when we just met. That?s not the reason I came to this island.? ?I agree!? Eric says and they both laugh. Something between them clicks instantly and they continue to talk as they serve breakfast to the others. At the Landukor campsite, we find them arguing. ?I?m so not eating that mush!? Heather says in her valley girl voice. ?Me either! This is so gross!? Sally agrees, spitting it out. ?Girls, I?m sorry, but for the remainder of our time here we?re gunna have to eat this stuff. So get used to it!? Kyle Lowder says firmly. Heather and Sally sigh and force themselves to eat the remainder of their meals. Sean Patrick still holds Sara tightly around the waist, making it almost impossible to eat. ?Darling, do you think you could loosen up just a little?? Sara asks politely. ?Sure, babe.? Sean Patrick smiles, and Sara sighs with relief. But instead of loosening up, he seems to be holding her even tighter. Sara starts to cry. Heather and Matt hang out with members of their own sex, but they just can?t seem to keep their eyes off of each other and everyone notices. Suddenly, Kyle pulls out his guitar and offers to play for the tribe. Sally screams and runs away. Everyone else shrugs and listens to him play. Hannah tries to seclude herself as much as possible, especially from Brendan. John calls all of the survivors for another meeting. ?Good morning, ladies?and the rest of you.? he smirks. ?Today we?re going to do a game. The men will be on one side of the sandbox and the ladies on the other. Girls, I want you to run and grab the guy you want to go out with on a date today. Guys, if more than one girl comes up to you, it is up to you to decide who you want. Calendula, your tribe is up first.? Josh, Heath, Ethan and Eric line up on one side of the sandbox and Layla, Christin, Savannah and Jennifer on the other. ?Ready survivors? GO!? John yells and blows his whistle. Layla runs up to Josh, Jennifer runs up to Heath and Christin and Savannah both run up to Eric. ?Who the *@$! do you think you are?! This is MY man!? Savannah screams at Christin. ?Whoa, there Barbie! What makes you think he even wants you?!? Christin yells back. ?Who asked you #!$%@??? Savannah curses, grabbing Christin by the hair. Christin responds by clawing Savannah?s face. ?Ladies!, LADIES! Please stop! John, aren?t you going to do something about this?? Eric asks horrified. ?Are you nuts? This is priceless!? John says excitedly. ?I?ve got $10 on Christin!? one of the survivors yells. ?That?s enough! Stop it!? Eric yells, pulling them apart. ?Well, Eric, it looks like you?ve got a decision to make.? John asks, upset that he broke up their catfight. Eric groaned. He knew if picked Christin, Savannah would attack her. And if he picked Savannah, he might lose his friendship with Christin. It was almost too much pressure. ?Fine! I pick?? he closed his eyes, turned around several times and finally layed his hand on one of the girls shoulders. When he opened his eyes, he saw Christin smiling and a very pissed off Savannah. ?Alright, Savannah, you have to go with Ethan.? John says, tearing her away from Eric?s leg. ?Next, we have the Landukor tribe. Only this time, the men get to choose which lady he would like to go out with on a date today. Ready survivors? GO!? Sean immediately ran over to Sara, much to her despair. Matt surprisingly ran to Sally instead of Heather. ?What the @*$% do you think you?re doing?!? Heather yelled at Matt. He pretended not to hear her and Sally stuck her tongue out at her. ?YOU #$!@!!!!? Heather shrieked so high that everyone threw their hands over their ears. ?Alright, Heather, settle down. Matt has chosen Sally, so get over it.? John rolled his eyes. Kyle, now terrified of Heather, went to Hannah leaving Brendan to be stuck with Heather. ?Well, you all may decide what to do on your dates today. I?ll see you all tomorrow!? John said, walking away. The survivors, some more happy than others, made their ways back to their camps to plan their dates. How would each turn out? Stay tuned for the next Surviving Temptation Island to find out! Episode 3 The Landukor tribe members return to their campsite and the couples sit down together, discussing what to do on their dates. While Brendan suggests different things to Heather, she does nothing but nod incoherently, unable to pay attention to anything but Matt and Sally. After eavesdropping and learning that they are going to go horseback riding in the woods, Heather suggests to Brendan that they go pick flowers, knowing that she will be able to spy on them. Brendan agrees. Hannah, unable to contain her boredom anymore, suggests to Kyle that they spend the day on the beach building sandcastles. Kyle, not able to think of anything better to do, agrees. Sean Patrick asks Sara what she would like to do, but he's holding on to her too tight for her to speak. So he decides that they will go admire the wildlife. Sara, using every ounce of strength that she has left, nods in agreement. Back at the Calendula tribe, we find the couples talking about their plans for the day. Savannah listens in on Eric and Christin's plans, and after hearing that they are going to work on their tans at the beach, she tells Ethan that she wants to go swimming. Ethan agrees, not realizing Savannah is plotting to sabotage Christin's date with Eric. Josh and Lainey, err, I mean Layla, borrow Jennifer's inflatable beach ball (her luxury item) to play a little one-on-one (at least, that's what Layla hopes) mud volleyball, while the happiest couple on the island, Heath and Jennifer, agree to go on a hike in the woods. Calendula: Couple #1: Eric and Christin (Going tanning)- Christin and Eric finally make their way down to the beach. After putting down their blankets, they lay themselves down on them, chatting about different things. "The sun is scorching today." Eric comments. "Ya, I know, our tans will be perfect, except?" Christin trails off, suddenly uncomfortable. "Except what?" Eric asks curiously. "Well, I really don't want tan lines." Christin replies, blushing. "Oh, well?go ahead then." Eric grins. "Are you serious?" she asks, a little shocked. "Christin, if I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell?" "Of course." And with that, Eric leans over and whispers into Christin's ear his 'dirty little secret'. She gasps. "No way!" "Yes way. You're the only person who knows. I hope this doesn't change our friendship." "Of course it doesn't. In fact, I feel even more comfortable with you now, so I'm gunna take off my swimsuit, on one condition." "What's that?" "You have to take off yours too." Eric laughs. "Fine with me, I hate tan lines too." And after making sure no one else is around, they begin to strip off their suits. Couple #2: Savannah and Ethan (Going swimming)- Savannah in her sexiest bikini and Ethan in his manly trunks make their way down to the beach. Ethan runs ahead of her into the water, but Savannah stops after catching something in her sight. Her mouth drops open and she screams at seeing Christin and Eric lying together, naked! Before she can do anything else, Ethan runs up and grabs her and throws her into the water with him. She comes up sputtering and slaps him before making her way out of the ocean. Ethan, confused, shrugs and goes back under while a very frustrated Savannah tries to get closer to spy on Christin and Eric. Couple #3: Josh and Layla (Playing beach volleyball)- Josh and Layla make their ways down the beach to the volleyball net. As they come closer, they realize that because of the tide the playing area has become very wet and muddy. Layla stands next to the mud, disgusted. "Hey Lorna, catch!" Josh yells, throwing the ball at her. Caught off guard, Layla shrieks as the ball comes towards her and knocks her directly into the mud. "MY NAME IS LAYLA!!!!!!!!!!" she screams, jumping up and running away towards the water. Josh scratches his head. "Isn't that what I said?" he calls after her. This date was ruined before it even started. Couple #4: Heath and Jennifer (Taking a hike in the woods)- Strolling along a trail hand in hand, Jennifer and Heath smile as they take in all of the scenery. Soon, they reach a waterfall, and Jennifer is in awe. "Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen, Heath?" "No, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. You put all of the beauty in the world to shame." Jennifer sighs happily. "You're so sweet." He smiles and kisses her softly. "Come on, let's go behind the waterfall." he suggests. Jennifer happily agrees. Landukor: Couple #1: Sara and Sean (Admiring the wildlife)- Before this date could even start, Sara faints and is taken away by the Surviving Temptation Island medical crew. And yes, Sean Patrick is still holding on to her. Couple #2: Hannah and Kyle (Building sandcastles)- Kyle, after observing Hannah the last two days, is very cautious, careful not to piss her off. As soon as Hannah spots the beach, she smiles happily and grabs Kyle's hand and runs with him towards the water. She hands him a pail. "Make sure to get a lot of water so our castles will be firm!" she says, running over to a spot away from the ocean where she begins to construct a model of their sandcastle. Kyle, confused but happy, begins to gather water and rushes over to help Hannah. Maybe this date wasn't going to be so bad after all. Couple #3: Sally and Matt (Going horseback riding)- Matt and Sally near the ranch where John is waiting with two horses. But just as Sally is preparing to be boosted up onto hers, Matt makes a suggestion. "How about we take just one horse?" Sally smiles flirtatiously. "Fine with me." And with that, they mount the horse and begin to ride off into the sunset. Couple #4: Heather and Brendan (Gathering flowers)- As Heather and Brendan are walking along a trail through the woods, Brendan tries to get Heather to lighten up by telling a few of his jokes. But she is much too preoccupied watching for Sally and Matt. Suddenly, Heather hears the clumping of hooves against the trails, and in a moment of blind impulse, throws herself and Brendan to the ground behind some bushes. "Whoa, I knew you were easy but-" he smiles widely but is interrupted by Heather. "Shut up! You are not to even think about touching me unless I give you permission, got it?" Brendan nods. -*shakes head in shame* The corruption in today's youth... In episode four, the couples will be invited to a dinner and dance provided by John. Expect lots of events to take place. And in the long awaited episode five, the tribes will face a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off one of their own at tribal council. Stay tuned for more 'Surviving Temptation Island' |
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