| The Edge's Secret Laboratory |
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| For the collection of data, culmination of new inventions, and free experimentation. Maybe you'll learn something new. Maybe not. Either way you're guaranteed to have a bit o' fun. I have unlocked the Lab Door, so go ahead and enter, but keep in mind, we're redecorating. Oh, and one more thing...behave or Albert still might zap you with his laserbeam eyes. |
| If you must go home, feel free, but ponder this matter until you are 100% certain that there is no other path for you to take. |
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