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If
you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too slowly. |
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Chocolate
covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count
as fruit, so eat as many as you want. |
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The problem:
How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. |
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Diet
tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less. |
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If calories
are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories
are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves. |
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If I
eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that
a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? |
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Money talks. Chocolate
sings. |
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Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger. |
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Put "eat
chocolate" at
the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done |
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A
nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Isn't that handy? |
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If
you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? |
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