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This week's releases came in with little noise this weekend, as the sequel 'Analyze That' opened with only $11 million.  by Mark Whipkey
I can't say that I was rooting for the movie to do well, or even thought it would for that matter, due to my biased opinion.  Having thought that the original movie was terrible, with Deniro crying throughout most of the movie.  I just don't see the humor in watching a man cry all the time, especially when it is everybody's tough guy, Robert Deniro.  Has he stooped so low that he has to subject himself to this crap.  He is better than this and quite frankly so is Billy Crystal. 

Yet both actors have had some troubled times at the movies lately.  Deniro has already flopped this year with
City by the Sea and Showtime, and Billy Crystal who is also no stranger to sequel flops with his City Slickers 2.  As a matter of fact there is a similarity here, both the sequel to City Slickers and Analyze This were released three years after the original and both have opened to $11 million. WEIRD! I guess that means that Analyze That will only make around $40 million like City Slickers 2 did.  I just have one question, why would you make a sequel to a movie that only made $106 million, anyway?  You already know that most sequels make less than the original.
'Cry Baby' Robert Deniro did not put the butts in the seats
as he had expected for his dud of a sequel.
And nowadays $100 million does not equal much in the movie business. 

So the week went as this. 
Die Another Day, the most profitable Bond flick to date, regained the throne with another $12.8 million totaling the movie at $120.2 million.  In second was Analyze That, soon to be a flop that movie industries will not learn from, with $11 million opening.  Third was Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets with $10 million.  It is about $20 million shy of what the original's total was this time last year, the movie now totals $213.9 million which says that it is not likely that Potter will hit the $300 million mark this year and will fall short of the highest grossing movie of the year, both of which the original Potter holds the crown for last year.  Fourth was Empire with a surprising gain considering it only played in 867 theaters across the country. It opened with $6.2 million this week.  Rounding out the top five was Treasure Planet with a very disappointing $5.5 million second week, totaling $23.6 for Disney. 
This coming week look out because Star Trek returns, its ironic that a Star Trek movie always comes out the same year as a Bond flick, but anyway the tenth installment Star Trek Nemesis comes out this week in what could be the Next Generation's cast members last voyage in the Star Trek movie franchise, that has already racked up close to a billion dollars in profits.  But this time around the stakes are high for the Starship Enterprise with Rob Schneider in The Hot Chick and Jennifer Lopez in Maid in Manhattan also opening this week.  Not to mention a sort of small time movie called Drumline, that looks to add some excitement to the "band dork" status, could possibly steal some audiences away from the much bigger contenders.  You choose this week because there is much to choose from and I still haven't seen 8 Mile
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