| Quotes Well, even though I don't have as many as I'd like, I'm going to start this page anyway. If you have any to add, you know where to find me. ;) |
*NEW* Page 2 "Procrastination is like masturbation: it's all well and good until to realize that you just fucked yourself." "When someone irritates you, it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but you only use four muscles to reach out your arm and slap that mother fucker!" "If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. "You know, for a small town, there are a lot of idiots here..." "One night I was matching stars with the reasons I love you...I was doing great until I ran out of stars..." "Fuck the Bozos!!" "Let me be the one you call If you jump, I'll break your fall Lift you up and fly away with you into the night If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart And if you need to crash Then crash and burn, you're not alone..." "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." "No man is worth your tears...and if he is, he won't make you cry." "Thank you for reminding me why I despise people." "If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, doesn't that mean that left handed people are the only ones in their right mind?" "Would you give up your funk for what's behind door number three?" (Actually, yes I would Holly...) "Stupid people shouldn't breed." "It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to lust for someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to get over heartbreak." "Here's to you and here's to me best friends forever we'll always be But if worst enemies we turn out to be Then fuck you bitch and HERE'S TO ME!" "Why is it that close-minded people are always the first to open their mouths??!" |
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| Gary------> (Hey, I had to put him in here somewhere!) |