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"Relationships are like glass; sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to put them back together." "Life is like a box of chocolates...a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, and unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in awhile you get a peanut butter cup or an english toffee, but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desparate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper." "A celebrity is a person who works their whole life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." "Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him that there's wet paint on a bench, and he'll have to touch it to make sure." "There's one sad truth in life I've found While journeying east and west-- The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best." "Okay, who put a 'stop payment' on my reality check?!" "If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found." "A man who is 'of sound mind' is merely one who keeps his inner madman under lock and key." "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." "A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent." "In a full heart, there is room for everything. In an empty heart, there is room for nothing." "Kiss today goodbye And point me t'ward tomorrow Wish me luck The same to you But I won't forget..." **NEW QUOTES HERE!!!*** "I used to get high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance." "I know that some people in this world dont love their fellow man...I hate people like that." "Stop pointing at you, me psycho-bitch!" --Me :) **More Coming Soon** Want more? Visit www.quotegarden.com |