Ever since forever pirates and ninja have been mortal enemies. The main goal of teh W! Pirate Gang is the fight against teh Ninja. Anywhere ninja are mentioned, you can be sure W! are watching. In the debate of Pirate vs. Ninja, the W! is there to attack with a drunken ferocity no ninja could withstand.
Pillaging those willing to be pillaged!
The W! really are a nice group of pirates. As pirates, it's our job to plunder and pillage, but seeing as how we're so nice, we only pillage the willing. Don't want to be pillaged? Have no fear! Need a good pillaging? Just let us know!
Sailing the High Seas!
It's what pirates do.
Braking for whales!
It's not funny to run over whales. They'll be in the sea just swimming along, and then someone comes right up and runs 'em over! Y'AAR! If the W! sees anyone running over whales than they better be ready for a mighty savage piratey attack!
Not liking JoJo's roommate's boyfriend!
By request, the W! have seen fit to attack this menance for causing horrible horrible things to happen! He probably likes ninja anyway.
