| BACK | Strange Wurld: <--- download song as a zip file (lyrics: Flouzemaker, music: Flouzemaker, Engineered by: Flouzemaker. Copyright 2003) It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human I've travelled far and wide, high and low, and I've seen the whole place I'm telling you friend this land is a strange one for the human race There ain't no man made for jungles and giant trees Twelve inch bugs, poisonned plants, and raging seas In those savage lands dwell savage beings, so we got our act together We built a castle for our Lord and Lady and called it Camelot - it's a beauty We took the nerds and geeks and made them study magic in their tower And we called the strong and stupid knights and gave them swords and shields It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human Is it just me or something smells like fish around here? Oh! it's a myrwin! Put that odor in a bottle and call it eau de crab Now don't get me started on those blood thirsty Vampiri If I was that ugly I'd live in a cave too Never invite a drakken over for a cup of tea That is, unless you want to see your house destroyed by a ten ton behind Don't you ever scratch or pet a wolfen They'll start humping your leg howling at the moons again Ah Cattins, playing with cat-nip in their litter boxes You're talking good hygene when they lick their own ~moo~ Now take the most freaky-deaky rejects of every race and assemble them in one region You get the Tainted Lands; the continent's landfill It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human It's a strange wurld It's a strange wurld for a human |
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| Actually, I haven't seen the whole place yet, but saying you did sounds better. | ||||
| A little Human Settlements history for you. Our Lord and Lady were of course Lord Bryton Rowann and his wife, Lady Rowann. | ||||
| I accidentally sand "ten pound behind," and strangely enough, it doesn't have the same effect. It's still true if the "behind" in question is only the tip of their tail... | ||||
| Since then, the Tainted Lands have been renamed, but the remark is still pertinent. | ||||