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(lyrics: Flouzemaker, music: Flouzemaker, Engineered by: Flouzemaker. Copyright 2002)

Yeah! Flouzemaker's in the house!
( My guitarist is on vacation, all I have is this cruddy keyboard...
And I didn't work very hard on the song... you'll see! )

I ain't got no rhythm, I ain't got no soul
Why did I believe I could make a holiday rap?
'Tis the season to be merry, the season of giving
So I'm giving it a shot; maybe now I'll start to rhyme
Christmas is over, take down that tree
No more gifts and pretending to be pleased
We're still hungover but it's still time to party
Party untill two thousand and three

Santa Clause has fled Oddessey
If you're all good boys and girls maybe he'll come back next year

Too many naughty girls, too many naughty girls
Santa's got alot of coal to hand out this year
Wait - You got chocolate? An you got some toys
I ain't got nuthin' but my friends did bring me beer
I gotta thank you Domino and thank you Merrika
You two are the only ones to give me some prezzies
Merry holidays to you and a happy Hannukah
May your BP's fill with items and your blocks fill with rezzies

Santa Clause has fled Oddessey
If you're all good boys and girls maybe he'll come back next year

Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus, please?

A handfull of people know I'm a french canadian
And they want to hear me with an accent
( Now, the french accent from France: )
The plaza is beautiful and so are the snowflakes
My computer screen is filled with love
( And now, the french-canadian accent: )
Merry Christmas, happy new year
Hugs to you all except for the english canadians
Now that you've heard it, don't ask me again
Oh and don't worry about anything the song is almost over

Santa Clause has fled Oddessey
If you're all good boys and girls maybe he'll come back next year

Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Orog give us a holiday bonus
Come on Tee give us a holiday bonus
Come on Tee give us a holiday bonus
( and so on and so forth 'till the end )
Notes:
Well, by now I've entirely lost contact with my guitarist. Real shame really.
As you can tell by the lyrics, the song is a little outdated now.
Oddessey hadn't been sold yet and Orog was the founder/owner, his girlfriend Tee, the mayor.
Orog did give us a holiday bonus in the end; 100 exp and 1,000 OCs if I remember correctly.
You can distinctly hear my digital 8-track malfunctionning on the word "computer." Interesting, huh?
A lot of people complained that this part, with the fade-out, was a little too long. Ah well!

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