Moe and Prank Calls from the Simpsons
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Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?

Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I`m looking for a Jacques Strap!

Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!

Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I`m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men`s room for a Hugh Jass!

Bea O`Problem! Bea O`Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O`Problem here?

Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I`m looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can`t I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!

This one from Homer:

(Homer) Hello, I`d like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
(Moe) Eura SNotball?
(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I`ll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

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