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Reasons Computers Are Male
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- The lights are on but nobody's home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- Size does matter.
Reasons Computers Are Female
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for
it.
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