Submitted by Mandalope
How many Ryerson students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.
How many Lakehead students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- None, Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.
How many U of T students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to crack
under the pressure.
How many Algonquin students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- Only one but he gets 6 credits for it.
How many Laurentian students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
- None, Sudbury looks better in the dark.
How many Trent students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- I don't know, but they would all be girls
How many Queen's students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- One, he holds the bulb and the world revolves
around him.
How many Waterloo students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- Five, one to design a nuclear-powered one that
never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer programme that controls thewall switch.
How many Western students does it to change a
lightbulb?
- Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to find
the perfect J CREW outfit to wear for the occasion.
How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two, one to change the bulb and the other to say
loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.
How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two, one to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Seven, one to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure.
How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Five, they make it a campus affair
How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Three, one to take directions from the science student, the science
student and one to philosophize about life as a lightbulb.
How many University of Ottawa students does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?
- One, he screws everything, why not a light bulb?
How many United States university/college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Depends, how much is the athletic scholarship worth?
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