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God granted me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered...
- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
- I finally got my head together, now my whole body is falling apart!
- Funny, I dont remember about being absentminded
- Kids in the back seat cause accidents
- Accidents in the back seat cause... kids
- It's hard to make a comeback when you havent been to anywhere
- When I am finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
- It's not hard to meet expenses.. they're everywhere!
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
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